Well, Omni’s skulking somewhere, leaving us without an NFL playoff thread, which makes me feel like the substitute teacher who comes in and brightly says, “Well, boys and girls, what have you been working on lately?” while the children conspire behind her back and build up an arsenal of spitballs that would violate the START treaty.
Well, anyway… here goes nothing. I can’t say as I’m well informed about any of the games, which should in no way be construed to mean that I don’t have opinions about them.
Game 1: Colts at Ravens. This one goes the Ravens’ way, I do believe, as the Colts falter with their fourth-quarter comeback.
Game 2: Eagles at Saints: I think the Saints. Quarterback versus quarterback, and Jeff Garcia is revealed as the backup he is.
Game 3: Seahawks at Bears: The Bears get to win one game this playoff season, and this one is it. But I bet they’ll be howling Sunday night in Chicago about Grossman’s 1.3 passer rating.
Game 4: Patriots at San Diego. Patriots by a landslide. The problem with the Chargers is that they’re too predictable on offense. Contain LT and Gates, and you’ve contained the entire offense, practically. Meanwhile, the Chargers have no idea what the Patriots are going to show them on offense, just as the Jets last week had no idea so many throws were going to go to Gaffney, or that Kevin Faulk would run it up the middle three plays in a row. I expect to see a lot of blitzes out of SD, and the Pats are going to make them pay for it, just as they did the Jets last week.
That’s my prediction, and thank God I’ve still got a team in the mix. All the Giants and Steelers fans out there on the SDMB will just have to pick another team for the duration.