Once upon a time, there was a herring and a whale that were the best of friends. They went everywhere together, and were inseparable.
One day, the whale told the herring, “I have an errand to run. You stay here, and I’ll be back in a little while.” Off the whale went.
While the herring was waiting, a halibut swam up and asked, “Where is your buddy, the whale?”
The herring answered, “I don’t know. Am I my blubber’s kipper?”
and that is going right up there with the others
Beerverages! Why is it that the only time I want to buy beer or wine is on Sunday? This time of year I’m more inclined to ignore the cases of homebrew sitting around the house and pick up some cold Miller Light or something. It’s just too hot for flavor!
Just cut up the watermelon I bought yesterday and it is amazing. Seems that watermelon is the only thing I can get at the farmer’s market that’s consistently delicious. The tomatoes are just good, the peaches are average (but they smelled so good!), and we haven’t touched the basil or corn.
Heels are done on both socks, with only one major tragedy. Hooray! ::off to knit::
Hello All, Son in law is visiting with his familly for a week so we get to feed an extra 6 people.:smack:
I broke down and bought a new bed which will be delivered in 8 days and some bigger clothes. I spent over $2K before 7 am.:eek:
Back to the old grindstone in the early am. I think I will have beerverages (is that how you spell that) so I can have a nice hang on in the morning. WooHoo.
I hope everyone enjoys the rest of their Sunday.
Bbboooobbbbiooo, you crack me up with your “ugly sleep”.
I have complete my shrine to me. 
I’ll upload some pics in a bit. First I have some errands to run.
Well, I call it like it is. If you ever saw me in person and I mentioned beauty sleep, your first reaction would be, “You’re doing it wrong…”
Aw, BBBobbio, that’s not entirely true. You didn’t scare my dog when you came over…
Hallo. We’re all still alive, in spite of morning sickness and TomKitten’s being awake all night with a bad cold. I lie- he was only up from 1 to 7.
It is a billion degrees out, but Mr. Lissar is heroically working on the deck. I’ve got dinner prepped so people who feel like eating can eat it. Bed tonight at 9.
Well, it was psychotic Cozmo after all, and he wanted to go home with me… 
FCM–I am in awe of your energy…just wow. Shrine is perfect; love the candlesticks which you probably made, right?
How many hours tp make?
**FedEx **- that’s about 3 hours of work after a week or so of planning. The candle holders are a couple of pots I threw - I filled them with sand to hold the candles upright.
It occurred to me that I should explain the components of the shrine. The big picture with the sunrise and my name spelled out *<snerk> *on the side is a tribute to the “chalice” that my boss gave me. The sun in the lower left declares that I’m ALCOM’s Freekin’ Ray of Sunshine (ALCOM = Al’s Command = those of us who work for Al.) The flowers and candles are just because no shrine is complete without flowers and candles. I had some incense to put in there, but I lost it… grrrrrrrrr The black blob in the front is a pair of socks. A few years back, I had a dream that Al came over to my house and stole my socks, and it’s been a running joke in our branch since then.
And the whole point of this is that, first, Al was off for a week and left me in charge, so I have a moral imperative to do something in his office. Secondly, I’ll be gone in 2 weeks and he needs something to remember me by! I think this will look lovely on the microwave in his office. Oh, and it’s not covered in aluminum foil. Really, that’s silverplate. Really. Not aluminum. That would be tacky.
I love my boss.
MOOOOM, it’s beyooootiful. Pranks I try to pull off always go terribly awry.
I’m enjoying a half (.5) glass of beer since I didn’t get any wine to commemorate the Day from Hell yesterday. I had had quite enough w(h)ine by the time I got to de sto’ thankyouverymuch. There will be made-from-scratch stir fry later. Now it is time to play games on the internet.
Lili—Hugs.
FCM, that is…ermmmm…inspirational. I’m sure Al will cherish it for years to come. Or at least days. Weeks?
LiLi - hope you actually get to sleep some. Is the morning sickness at least sticking to mornings so far?
Watched HP 5 & 6 and then brother declared that we’d seen enough movies for one weekend. We took a bit of a break and then watched the women’s World Cup final. It was an AMAZING game (went into extra periods and was settled in penalty kicks. Japan beat the U.S., which seemed right to everyone because they played just a tidge better. After that we all went outside to weed and deadhead flowers and generally do garden clean-up. Brother and nephew have left (nephew is going home for the week) and I’m taking a break from the garden. I’m about to go out and do another hour or so. It’s not as hot as it has been, but still a bit melty.
Hugs to all. Back later.
GT
MOOOOOOM there are no words. It’s just freakin’ awe-inspirin’! You should really do one for each of your family as Christmas presents.
I’s tahrd! I mowed da yahd, edged, trimmed stuff and then did the same thing at OYKW’s place. Then I got all cleanded up and we went to that paragon of fine dininn’ known as Three Squares Diner. Then we went back to his place where he “apppreciated” me for purtifyin’ his yahd.
I’s tahrd! But I already said that didn’t I.
Swampy You got appreciated and deheathenized and did yard work all in one day?
I slept most of the day and have managed to get a bit tipsy.
Rosies sig to all.
I decorated my room a bit, and napped. Back to work tomorrow.
{{{{LiLi}}}}}
FCM, I love the shrine. Al is truly blessed by your presence.
BBBobbio, I didn’t feel too guilty, after all I’ve been through this year. 
VWife just announced that I’m not riding my bike to work this week because it’s s’posed to be a hunnert degrees.
Yeah. Watch me, bitch.
