The Ides of March are come.
Yep.
We need Brutus in this thread.
My family always tells eachother to “beware the ides of March” on Mar. 15th. It’s kind of a morbid tradition, now that I think about it.
“Yes; but they are not gone.”
I once played Brutus in a re-enactment of the assassination scene. I wore a pink bedsheet and stabbed Caesar with a plastic butter knife. 
That’s a sig if I ever saw one.
Well I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan
Won’t you hop inside my car
I’ve got pictures, candy, I’m a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star…
[Compleat Works of Wllm Shkspr/Bob Kennedy]
The Ides of March! Why, that’s today!
[/CWWS/BK]
I guess this is my day.
“Ackt”
::Someone stabs Scott::
Not you, not you. I can’t believe it.
“thud”
Out! Out! Damned Scott
Friends, Romans, countrymen: Lend me your rears!
I come to bury Caesar. So let’s bury him, and get on with my play, Antony and Cleopatra.
vomits on people in the front row
(I have the script from that play!)
Hee! I was Jess in that play! I have the script, too, here in my pants…it’s been retitled “I Love My Willy,” and, if you don’t mind, I’d like to whip it our for you…RIGHT NOW!
I was going to post this on Slashdot . . . but for mine own part-- it was all geek to me.
They’re gone now.
I read an article yesterday that said the soothsayer wasn’t saying that the Ides of March were always something to be feared, but that the Ides of March is a Roman way of saying March 15. He was just telling Caesar to beware of that day because shit was going down.
Anyway, it was very intersting. The Roman calendar is … difficult with its Kalends, Nones and Ides.
And now we present Titus Andronicus as… a cooking show!
My book has nothing to do with Godzilla!