The Impossible Question

Girl “A” does not like Boy “B”. However, Girl “A” will continue to lead on Boy “B”.
a) Why? :mad: b)How old is Girl “A”?

I told you it’d be a tough question!

'Cause she double-secretly really likes you!

It’s not tough, Jinx.

a) For the attention. Makes her feel wanted/important/worthwhile. She has low self-esteem, will look back on the behavior someday and realize how wrong she was.

b) Probably a teenager.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

A, because that’s what women do

And B, age matters?


“He who does not read is no better off that he who cannot read.” Mark Twain

Nope. Not a whit.


StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.

Double-secretly? I guess that’s so extra- specially covert, Guy “B” will never have a clue…how tragic!

a) Most likely because B doesn’t take hints and keeps hope alive even when there is no chance.
b) A needs an emotional outlet that B provides, but doesn’t see him as a potential mate. A will tell B whatever is required to keep B interested, but will never make any definate statement so that later she can act surprised that B thought she was interested.
c) A is a dirty whore and needs to be slapped down into her place just like all the dirty little girls. Mother wouldn’t want B to play with the DIRTY girls like A. Mother always knows what is right for B. She knows how to make B feel SPECIAL. A isn’t SPECIAL. A is just a CUNT. A BITCH WHORE CUNT who needs to be slapped… slapped like mother used to slap B. But when mother slapped B it was because she LOVED him. Just like B loves A, but B CANT love A because she is DIRTY. The dirty girls must be SPANKED. SPANKED!

Oh, whoa… that was fucked up. Um… a or b.


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Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

Everyone’s speculations have their merits, but MadPoet…how is it that you are so wise in such ways? You have amazing powers of insightful thinking.

People tell me that a lot when I forget to take my pills.


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I’ve got a little black book with me poems in. I’ve got a bag, toothbrush, and a comb.

Madpoet:

That was too damned funny. I was tempted to write something like ROFLMMFARTHOUICBA, but I find that these abbreviations smack of insincerity.

So, let me just say that it’s the funniest thing I have read on the board today. And I read everything on the board, because I have no life.

Whew.

Apparently neither does girl A, if she’s still doing stupid crap like that. Please.

“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead

Dude, I swear to god you’ve been following me around


Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)

Cripes. I am boy B. God damn it. Balderdash. Chicks lead me on all the time. Don’t come by my desk and flutter your eyes if you don’t even want to eat lunch with me damn it. Makes me wanna stop bathing.


Any similarity in the above text to an English word or phrase is purely coincidental.

There’s a lot of that going around.


Love stinks! (Yeah, yeah!)

Insert Tab B into Slot A and all will be well.


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Smilie and you smilie alone (with my contempt). – missdavis

Yeah, I kinda thought you might be referring to that…second sight, amazing powers of observation! Just confirming! Isn’t it the truth?

ROFLMMFARTHOUICBA

Okay, I am not a computer nerd, I am a computer dork. Ive gotten as far as the first “A”, but then Im stuck. Raw? Red? Please, somebody translate!


Ass-Toaster Extraordinaire, SDMBSRC

MadPoet: I have some wonderful blue pills that I’m not using these days. I’ll share!

Jinx: Are you sure A is aware of B’s intentions? Maybe she’s just oblivious to his affections. Or maybe she enjoys him as a person, but is not attracted to him, and is not going to bring up the issue until B does. Or maybe she’s just a dirty bitch whore.


Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth

Girl A will meet Boy B in Indianapolis at 4:17 p.m. – oh, sorry, wrong equation.

Girl A may be a natural flirt. Girl A may not know the proper difference between keeping it light but friendly, and sending a “come here big boy” sign. Girl A may be a vicious tease who uses her sexuality to toy with men with no concern for their feelings.

Alternately, Boy B may be so clueless that he can’t tell the difference between someone being friendly and someone coming onto him.

Need more data.