The wild goose flies at midnight, but the elephant trumpets at noon.
CITE!?!
Here you go, it’s got to be true, look at this cite!
Well if it has the structural properties that you describe, why don’t people build houses out of it? answer me that.
Oh sure, it smells like rancid urine, but have you tasted it? I thought not.
a guy once said “a sorority girl farted on my wee wee!” :eek:
Haha!, bell, book and candle!
NO!, smell, suck and handle!
hahaha!
::scratches head and looks doubtful::
hmn?
hahahahahaHAHAHA!!
:::turns on heel, slams door shut behind self and is faintly heard running down the stairs crying like crazy:::
Come get me up the ass! Come get me up the ass!
Rumor’s about the an from Nantucket were greatly exaggerated
Fuck the fucking fuckers.
They smell of cheese.
I’ll pitch, but I won’t catch. 
Why? Because you don’t sweat much - for a fat girl.
But… but that’s a frog.
It may be a frog to you, but someone keyed it last night, and when I find out who did it, I’ll send lieu over to sort them out once and for all.
Actually, usage proves you wrong.
No, actually usage proves your usage wrong.
No, you don’t look fat. You look ugly.
are you pregnant, or just really fat?
Hey, is that hail damage on your legs…or just cellulite?
You’ll be laughing on the other side of your face, come the revolution, mark my words. All of you.