Don’t blame me. How was I supposed to know you were allergic?
If I wanted your whiney-assed liberal opinion, I would have asked for it while you were picking my pockets.
If I wanted your whiney-assed liberal opinion, I would have asked for it while you were picking my pockets.
God dammit, don’t you know only assholes double post?
It’s like the well worn saying; when I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to give it for me to you.
Do you think this picture of a seven year old girl’s pussy is in bad taste?
Split them down the middle and toast them gently over an open fire, that’s what the governement should do with them.
Oh, please forgive me, for I didn’t realize you were the smartest fucking person in the universe…
fuck off and die you putrid waste of skin.
Lap dances are so much better when the stripper is crying…
Why should I get your goat? You let it out
I think this thread should have been named “I am too sexy for this froum. I am terminating my relationship with this board because no one hear has called me sexy or beautiful in the two thousand years I have been here(warning: incredible sexy and inteligent)”.
Fitting, no?
Personally, I think your brain would be more profitably employed as a paperweight.
Sorry, it’s strictly BYOS (bring your own sprinkler.)
I am far too intelligent to answer any of your questions, and even if I did you would be too stupid to understand my answers.
Will you put me in your will if I f*ck you?
Will I put my willy in you if i f*ck you?
Arse biscuits!
Arse cookies, for those of you who don’t understand English.
You’re wrong; it actually goes: “A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow”
If you refer to the original text, the midget wearing toe shoes approaches the badger from behind with incense burner in one hand, and orange marmalade in the other.
Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nactmusik, K. 525 plays in the background.
Quoting Steely Dan: Now we dolly back, now we fade to black…