The internet is closing, what 3 websites do you keep?

In My Humble Opinion
1

President Obama says there is too much internet at everyone’s fingertips. Therefore everyone is going to have their computers hardwired for only THREE websites. Since everyone needs an E-mail address this doesn’t count. So don’t worry, you don’t have to try to make Gmail an option because that’s an automatic.

So I ask thee dopers. You have three websites to visit and those three only, what do you choose?

My three would be:

ESPN: I am a sports nut and frequent this website a lot.

Cracked.com: I frigging love this website. If I only have three sites, I’m gonna need something to make me laugh.

Straight Dope: I love this website, and I would miss the message boards terribly if I couldn’t get on it.

2

Amazon - still can buy anything there is to buy.

Facebook - still can communicate with everyone on a mass scale.

…?

Keeping SDMB would be cool but if it’s only 1 of 3 then all the freaks and weirdos that ignore us now will come here.

3

X-Tube: 'Cause daddy needs his porn.

The Straight Dope: Mainly just for the message board(s). Where else can you skip from a discussion of left-vs-right politics to a discussion of fisting in the same place?

jettbailey.com: This guy is some 'kinda creative genius! Art+Fish…who’da thunk it?!

4

Wikipedia

Flickr

SDMB

5

Wikipedia
Project Gutenberg
Craigs List

6

Amazon
Wikipedia
Dell, because I’m going to have to buy a shitload more computers!

7

Facebook, Sparkpeople, and Drudge. Thank Og this would never happen. (What happens if you try to click on a link to another website, a la Drudge?)

8

archive.org

Whatever site is organizing the the list of first against the wall.

Most sites I like would be worthless without the links to other sites.

I’m not wasting one on Microsoft. They’ll have to find some other way to update.

9

The Dope
IMDb
eBay

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SDMB - this is the site I spend 90% of my internet time on.

my bank - I’m not sure how I would take care of my finances without my on-line banking heck I don’t even get most of my bills any more they go straight to the bank.

X-tube - the only reason the internet was invented was porn I can’t imagine not being able to look at a variety of different porn 24 hrs a day.

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This is a gooooood one!
I never thought of that. I as well would be totally lost.

12

Erm, Google.
That means I get everything ‘on’ google right?

  1. Wiki.

  2. Amazon.

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404 page load error on most links.

14

Amazon
SDMB
A certain hentai-oriented site.

15

SDMB
LandsEnd
Amazon

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SDMB
Goodreads
Google Maps

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  1. wikipedia.org - too useful to lose
  2. b3ta.com - when I need a laugh or want to show my own crappy stuff
  3. either straightdope or youtube
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Now wait a damn minute! does this mean we don’t get usenet either??!!

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What, the shaytard website?
(Ok, I like him and his adorable family, but he’s the exception to the rule that youtube is a bit shit these days)

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Youtube - I watch so much TV and get so much music

Straight Dope - natch

TV Tropes - I can get lost in here for days.