The Grapist - He knows what colour grapes are.
skynatasha: she’s a member!
Please deposit 20 chocolate chip, 10 giant peanut butter to CookiePal account 5513-B.
El Cid Viscoso: He’s vicious, not viscous.
Ilsa_Lund: He makes irrelevant versions of my threads.
SanguineSpider: She’s got a pepper bar!
Fine.
dutchboy208 - Erections lasting more than four hours are abnormal and require immediate medical attention.
That better?
Wow, even I am vaguely disgusted by that one. Well done!
Can I have one, too?
Will somebody call me an ambulance? Oh, and a hooker?
Not just a poem!
Rhaeven: look at the birdie!
(explanation: your made me want to go ‘Smile!’, which turned into ‘Say cheese!’ and then your motto sprang to mind)
Gadfly: bzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz!
Tusculan: this is not your father’s Oldsmobile.
Gadfly, you made me tinkle! Oh, but that’s NOT yours, BTW.
Gadfly - he’s good to us! (keeping with the Quizno’s theme)
Rhaeven - stays crunchy in milk.
Lobsang - dreaming of a plastic world.
Wrenchslinger - hero of the pygmy goats!
Bleh to my messed up post! BLEH!
Sanguine Spider - 99 & 44/100% puree.
Rhaeve - his handle has an “H.”
RhaeveN of course.
Ilsa_Lund - never wears white after Labor Day.
NoClueBoy - he’s kicky! (yeah, kicky… NOT kinky)
Sanguine Spider: Not just for breakfast anymore!
Ilsa_Lund: Manufactured locally
SanguineSpider: The Bible of post-modern graphic novels.
Rhaeven: We are, assuredly, masturbating like a mother fuck.
Wrenchslinger: I am trying to find my way home. I’m sorry. And I miss you.
Tusculan: It walks like a man!
Jenaroph: At once a superbly constructed ball-peen hammer of spellbinding mystery and a profound examination of moral values.
Lobsang: All it needs is a new heatsink.
kung fu lola: African or European?
FilmGeek: Uhh, uhh, Roger Deakins, uhh…
Gadfly - m