The Irrelevant User Mottos Thread!

The Grapist - He knows what colour grapes are.

skynatasha: she’s a member!

Please deposit 20 chocolate chip, 10 giant peanut butter to CookiePal account 5513-B.

El Cid Viscoso: He’s vicious, not viscous.

Ilsa_Lund: He makes irrelevant versions of my threads.

SanguineSpider: She’s got a pepper bar!

Fine.

dutchboy208 - Erections lasting more than four hours are abnormal and require immediate medical attention.

That better?

Wow, even I am vaguely disgusted by that one. Well done!

Can I have one, too? :frowning:

Will somebody call me an ambulance? Oh, and a hooker?

Not just a poem!

Rhaeven: look at the birdie!

(explanation: your :frowning: made me want to go ‘Smile!’, which turned into ‘Say cheese!’ and then your motto sprang to mind)

Gadfly: bzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz!

Tusculan: this is not your father’s Oldsmobile.

Gadfly, you made me tinkle! Oh, but that’s NOT yours, BTW.
Gadfly - he’s good to us! (keeping with the Quizno’s theme)

Rhaeven - stays crunchy in milk.

Lobsang - dreaming of a plastic world.

Wrenchslinger - hero of the pygmy goats!

Bleh to my messed up post! BLEH!

Sanguine Spider - 99 & 44/100% puree.

Rhaeve - his handle has an “H.”

RhaeveN of course.

Ilsa_Lund - never wears white after Labor Day.

NoClueBoy - he’s kicky! (yeah, kicky… NOT kinky)

Sanguine Spider: Not just for breakfast anymore!

Ilsa_Lund: Manufactured locally

SanguineSpider: The Bible of post-modern graphic novels.

Rhaeven: We are, assuredly, masturbating like a mother fuck.

Wrenchslinger: I am trying to find my way home. I’m sorry. And I miss you.

Tusculan: It walks like a man!

Jenaroph: At once a superbly constructed ball-peen hammer of spellbinding mystery and a profound examination of moral values.

Lobsang: All it needs is a new heatsink.

kung fu lola: African or European?

FilmGeek: Uhh, uhh, Roger Deakins, uhh…

Gadfly - m