EddyTeddyFreddy - one way or another, she’s gonna get ya, gonna get ya, get ya, get ya!
Sternvogel - uses vowels dangerously.
cityboy - numbers need not apply.
Lobsang - aren’t we all just paperclips on the big report of Life?
Lovely irrelevant mottos! I think I’ll have mine framed.
How about; Sanguine Spider– for angels in your sugar there’s no better.
Naw, sounds more like a slogan.
I rather like it! Thank you.
SanguineSpider - Condensed Milk is the divison of paperclip pumpkin-racks.
Ashes, Ashes - dust, dust
OneYogini - TwoYogini, ThreeYogini, Four
Sorry, I know they’re too relevant, but they just fit so well.
EddyTeddyFreddy - Snoochie boochies, baby!
SanguineSpider - With a yummy cream-filled centre!
featherlou - Now with maps!
Ilsa_lund - weird German chicks r us!
Is it just me, or does it seem like all slogans should have exclamation points?
featherlou - 'Cause what other lou’s do you know with feathers?
** Gadfly** --Lather, rinse, repeat.
Ashes, Ashes —Activate Interlock, Dynotherms Connected, Infracells Up, Megathrusters are go!
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - He’s from… well… Tricor.
Bosda D’Chi Of Tricor - reads with all the polished fluency and sure-footed pacing that have become aardvarks’ hallmarks over the years.
Ask not for whom the aard varks, it varks for thee.
You can’t do one for yourself!
so…
featherlou 44% post-consumer recycled content.
SanguineSpider - I did myself… twice!
But…I do have maps! And someday I’m going to learn where everything is.
Dread Pirate Jimbo - mmm, trophy.
dutchboy208 - Frimframmin’ on the jimjam, frippin’ in the krotz!
Gadfly - He comes from a land down under! Or not.
Thanks to you, my neighbors have been awakened to the sound of my insane laughter.
Lobsang–And don’t make him do it again!
Brachyrynchos–It’s good to have the crows on your side!
Ashes, Ashes–Oaks and elms too.
Gadfly–Knows his P’s from his Q’s but refuses to dot his I’s or cross his T’s.
Sanguine Spider–She’s got legs and she knows how to use them.
Jenaroph–Tickles mice mercilessly.
Heh, heh, had to do a few more.
Featherlou–Don’t make her turn this car around!
Dutchboy208–Lusts after Spongemonkeys.
UncleBeer–A little dab’ll do ya.
OneYogini–See Cecil. See Cecil seesaw. Seesaw, Cecil, seesaw!
NoClueBoy–Ripped from today’s headlines. Or just ripped…
dutchboy208—He’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too!
SanguineSpider—One of our nation’s most important natural resources.
featherlou—The instant classic you’ll want to enjoy again and again!
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor—Batteries not included.
Ilsa_Lund—Avalible in 6 designer colors!
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor – WATCH OUT FOR THAT splat tree.
BellaDellaItalia – In Pennsylvania, now available on Sundays!
SanguineSpider – Sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling may occur during shipping.
TruePisces – Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy, Citizen?
Tikki – Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!
Scuba Ben-- no bubbles up his nose
Dutch Boy-- he’s got some numbers and much less echinacea
Tikki-- because extra wide is better. Or not.
Featherlou-- ma darlin’ skip! Skip!
BellaDellaItalia-- Lllllllllllllll!
Ashes, Ashes - Out of the frying pan, into the pyre.
Scuba_Ben, I loved that SNL commercial. Ever see “Monkey hate Clean”?