I am watching an infomercial where this old guy is demonstrating a kitchen appliance and keeps repeating that “celery juice is the most powerful drink on the planet”! He is known, apparently, as the Juice Man. I just want to say that the dude looks pretty freaky. He has eyebrows like one of the Mentats in David Lynch’s version of Dune.
The way he talks is pretty freaky as well. It’s like he’s the founder of a vegetable cult or something. Looking deeply into the camera, he says in hypnotic tones, “live food . . . (pause) . . . LIVE bodies. Dead food–processed, cooked food . . . (very long pause) . . . does not add to LIVE bodies. It behooves use to EXTRACT the liquid nutrients that the carrot has drawn up into the soil and converted into LIFE FORCE . . .”
I’m afraid to watch any longer . . .
Jay Kordich, the JuiceMan. Downloads of his freaky voice and eyebrows included.
Yeah! Juiceman Jay! Squeezes life-giving juice out of anything living! Don’t let him near your kids!
Anybody remember this? Back when “In Living Color” was on the air, Jim Carey did a skit about the Juice Man. My favorite part was when he insisted the juice enabled him to fly.