Bring it on, bastards.
I pad my post count. I bring nothing to the board. I’m a waste of computer memory. I ain’t done shit to “fight ignorance”. A thousand of my posts railed against smilies.
Should this thread be moved to the Pit, Euty has recocnized my existance.
And if Lynne gets pissed and sends it back, my existance is justified.
Oh, and “Brithael bites.”
(double-dipping a chip …)
Whatever. A party’s a party.
It looks like I have now found my SDMB doppelganger. Waste a couple of pixels for me Chief.
Well, Chief, it’s not like you have much time for it, what with defending freedom 24/7, and all.
Looking around… What, they don’t let you have beer on that big 'ol boat of yours?
well done cheif,
Ignorance: no. But you have done quite a lot to fight smilies. And as our official roving serviceman, you inject some patriotism into the board. Glad to have you around, Cheif!
Chief–do not despair! Your life has value and meaning, for you have fought the good fight against ignorance and won a skirmish. Your foray against creeping ornithological “urban” legend will be the subject of ballads when the war is over. This single act of heroism, bravery and persistence, this single act alone, validates your existence and worth. I know I speak for thousands of the teeming millions when I express my gratitude.
:::::::stands and applauds, vowing to surpress three smilies in honor of the chief:::::::
Also, I pad my post count shamelessly. Get me another beer while you’re up, will ya?
Sure you have… I now know why there are holes in the top of some of the Kiwi Shoe Polish cans!! You rock!!
I still remember your trail of Guan Ye.
That was some funny shit.
So, anyway, you’ve a valuable poster, congrats, yada yada yada, bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Where’s the tequila?
Rah!
This guy’s a Public Affairs Officer for the most powerful son-of-a-bitchin’ navy that ever existed on this shithole of a planet, has 2000 goddammed posts, answered the Kiwi shoe polish enigma, filled us with facts on drowned birds, wrote a mailbag article and still doesn’t have a fucking spell checker? This is pathetic. It’s farcical, it’s a goddammed joke. Fuckin’ congressional panty-waists and their chicken-shit military budget cuts. What do ya say we all chip in a buy him one?
recocnized = recognized
existance = existence
Keep up the good fight Chief!
I’ll donate a bit to that fund.
Although literacy and military men are do not necessarily mix.
Chief you may have stomped out some ignorance but stubbornness is alive and well. I still think the holes are from manufacturing of the tins. If you are still on a boat go downstairs wander through the hallways till you find a door marked sheet metal shop and ask them to show you a “ROTEX” punch.
The Wingnut speaks!
[secrete coded message to all posters other than Chiefscott] There that ought to get him to make that 2000th post. [/secrete coded message to all posters other than Chiefscott]
Congrats Chiefy. And I swear I’ll make it down to meet you and GBS one of these days. Honest.
And just for you:
Congrats Chiefy. And I swear I’ll make it down to meet you and GBS one of these days. Honest.
And just for you:
Oh great! Now this Swabbies’ head will be bigger than ever!
And I’m not talking about where he hangs his firehouse out, either!
Congrats, Chief!
Yer flyboy fan.
Oh great! Now this Swabbies’ head will be bigger than ever!
And I’m not talking about where he hangs his firehouse out, either!
Congrats, Chief!
Yer flyboy fan.
Congrats to ya, Chief! You have helped to fight the ignorance of some of us poor landlubbers, even if you malign poor innocent smilies along the way! I also agree with aenea, literacy and military men don’t necessarily mix! In your case, I think it does, though.
Say, got any wine at this here party? I’ll take a glass, thanks!
And, just for you, I couldn’t resist:
:eek: 
:rolleyes:
Alright, per your request:
You pad your post count. You bring nothing to the board. You’re a waste of computer memory. You ain’t done shit to “fight ignorance”. A thousand of your posts railed against smilies.
I hope that was suitable. In the future, please don’t feel that you have to refer to the posters as “you bastards”.
Sili
Milo, Mully, Lucretia, Sir John, paddlin’jokes, so_b_it, Rach, Seale-mon, SingleDad, Unca-bunka-burnin’-suds, aenea, Mac, Falcon, VB, pb, tradesilicon and a partridge in a pear tree –
Run a tab guys, booze/beer/beverages are on me! You shall reap the benefits of my not paying taxes over here!
John, Dad, Falc, pb – Enjoy your beers. There’s a special place in Hell for users of smilies – and there ain’t no brew.