The Kid Knows Too Much

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My daughter is 15. My wife lets her watch anything she wants on television. Has for years. I blame much on my wife.

A while back my wife mentioned she had a doctor’s appointment in the morning.
I said (as I always do) "You don’t have dentist appointment, do you?

DAD! comes the scream from the den. “I know what that means!”

Wife just shakes her head.

Last night she asks where her new toothbrush is. We all went to the dentist last week and each got a goody bag as usual. With both me and my wife rooting around drawers and cabinets, she just stood in the doorway. I found two new brushes in a drawer as my wife held up one of the goody bags. “What’s wrong with this one? Or this one?” I asked as she took the bag from my wife.

“That one’s Gerard.” she said, then took off running. I turned to my wife with and apparently stupid look on my face. Then she reached over and pushed the button I didn’t know was there.:smack:

Damn kids.

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:confused: I’m clueless too. Gerard? Never heard of him.

I’m guessing the doctor was a gynecologist? My daughters were touchy about those appointments too. My wife always made the appointment for them and took them. I’m really glad that I wasn’t a single dad raising daughters. :wink:

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Gerard is the name Amy (Big Bang Theory) gave to her electric toothbrush, which she also uses as a vibrator.

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Oh. Ok. I guess that would be a bit awkward. :wink:

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Hey, at least the toothbrush isn’t going to give her an STI or get her pregnant. Maybe the kid knows THAT.

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Luckily, she’s still pretty squicked-out by the mere thought of…things with boys, so I have some time left before she’s, well, you know! :eek:

Her mom lasted until age 21, so maybe there’s hope. :smiley:

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If you get her into a really comprehensive sex ed class, the kind where they show all sorts of STI sores, she might be permanently squicked out.