The Kobayashi Maru of dating

I’m forty freaking years old and this shit never gets any easier. Three times in the last month I’ve faced the question “why do guys always prefer her to me?” AAAUUUUGH! It enver fails. Every single pair of women friends has one that thinks men always prefer the other. Kirk couldn’t face this kind of no-win situation… well he probably could he’d seduce both alien women, the cute one with the big chi-chis and the frumpy friend. :smiley: I swear I feel like a coyote chewing its own leg off to get out of a trap when I get asked questions like that. Cripes, in comparison it makes “does this make my butt look fat?” looke like a cakewalk. Women, can’t live with 'em, God I love 'em.

What’s wrong with “Because most guys have no taste?”

My experience is that seemingly no-win situations usually call for extravagant compliments.

Of course the charming, witty, stunningly beautiful and wildly exotic Zyada would have the answer. She’s all that and looks much better in her belly dancing outfit than Strainger does.

::smooch::

:smiley:

Dammit! Why do guys prefer Zyada in a belly-dancing outfit to me?

Hmmph! :frowning:

Funny thing … I prefer her in or out of her belly-dancing outfit… :wink:

Probably cause she posted in the thread first.

ducks and runs