The last thing you ever want to hear your little sister say.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

She’s 15! :smack:

I’m 21, thats what, 3 years older than this guy? Hell even I know what it means when I get a girl in a hot tub at my own house

cry

2

i know it hurts that your little sis might get hurt by this guy, but the evil thing about life is that we all have to make our own mistakes. she’s gonna find out sometime. all you can do is be supportive and be there for her if it all falls apart…

3

Seeing as how teenage pregnancy and/or date rape fall a little over the line of “making our own mistakes,” I think a little more proactive course of action might be appropriate, depending on what you can find out about the guy.

4

And even if you do tell her it’s a bad idea, don’t remind her of that fact if she gets hurt! :eek:

5

Can you somehow let this guy know she’s underage, and what “statutory rape” is?

6

Collect three friends.

Go pay him a visit, together.

Be polite, but firm.

You know what to say and (hopefully not) do.

Follow your bliss…and all that that inplies.

7

I live in Italy and my sister lives in South Dakota

I have a little brother who is 16, he’s pretty big but I don’t think he is captain of the football team big

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I have to be fair though, I had lost mine by the time I was 15, and I didn’t exactly see stars.

asdfljasdlfjasdf;

8

It could be worse, she could be asking on advice on how to fake a convincing orgasm.

9

I’m late.

I think it was you.

I’ve already told mom and dad about us.

10

Zenster your a sick bastard.

:frowning:

11

That didn’t stop me from laughing my ass off when I read it though =)

12

Mine was along the lines of “Dad’s a better kisser than you!”

but Zenster beat me to it.

13

Knew someone in high school like that. Mind you, they did last for 4+ years the last time I heard about them.

14

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school!

15

I want to have your abortion.

16

How about: “Is it in yet?”

Not just sick, but humiliating too!

17

:eek:

18

Dammit! Most of the good jokes have been taken! I’ll just drop a sig and skulk off…

(for the record, my little jape was far, far sicker!)

She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!

19

Open reading the title, my first thought was:

"You know, Vlad... I always wanted to be an only child", followed by the sound of a shotgun being pumped.
20

“I won’t be able to sit for a week.”