The Last Time I Saw bin Laden

[Larry_Mudd]

Recently posted to talk.bizarre, a very humourous story in the style of certain Harvard Lampoon classics.

As a recent arrival in this country, I received a phone call
yesterday from Tom Ridge, the Director of Homeland Security,
asking me about any previous dealings I may have had with Osama
bin Laden. It’s all a part of Attorney General John Ashcroft’s
way of adding a personal, cuddly touch to the racial and ethnic
profiling he’s mandated. Sort of like Hitler wearing pyjamas
with feet.

I told Ridge about the last time I saw Osama.

After that, it’s a lot like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas meets O.C. and Stiggs. Priceless.

[Solomon7t]

Im sorry but thats just not like Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. But its still funny

[Larry_Mudd]

Well, okay, like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas without the drugs. :o It does have a psychopath, though!

[BarbieOrBritney]

The waiter, a young mujihadeen named Trevor, rips his shirt open
to expose thirteen sticks of dynamite strapped to his chest with
duct tape, and runs towards the redneck’s table shouting “ALLAH
IS GREAT!”

LMFAO. I didn’t know I could make coffee come out of my nose like that.