Oh, what cheat. We had fun.
And you can have the word, but we have the Last Word.
no you don’t 
Well, I had to wrestle in a lot of Jello to get where I am! Cheater, my arse 
I forgot about the Jell-O. That justifies everything!
This thread was kind enough to bump me to 4 digits. And in a most enjoyable way, too.
Yes, yes. See the difference?
Sapphire has THE WORD.
AR and Maurv have “The Official Last Word”
No, no. I was merely abbreviating. Mine is the Official Last Word.
Can’t be. We never lost it. You have a photocopy. Hold it up to the light. No watermark! All official documents have a watermark.
Bah! That’s not what you said, you’re just changing it now because you know you don’t have it.
:pointing at the obvious watermark:
well explain that!
Pointing, that is.
That’s not a watermark, hon. That’s a coffee stain. 
::whispers to Arden:: Sapph keeps falling for it.
Sapph, dear, there is no watermark on the Last Word, Arden just said that to throw you off the track, to see what you’d say. Only the two of us know the how to identify the Last Word and trust us, we’ve got the genuine article
So then it must be a coffee stain. Of course then you will claim there really is a watermark.
no worry, I know what I have. You’re just trying to trick me ala Princess Bride. But I will not be tricked.
Over, and over, and over…
No trickery, just the Truth. Which is not the Last Word.
nope.
This is.
You poor thing! {{{Sapph}}}
no, you poor thing! you’ve deluded yourself into believing that flimsy copy is the actual official last word!
You know, I had The Last Word for 3 minutes, give or take 900 posts ago, and it didn’t have a coffee stain on it then.
I just want everyone to be clear on that point. I am not TLW stainer.