The last word

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
901

I don’t know about you, Sapphire, but AR and Mauv are too smart for me. I gave up on that word a long time ago.

But you go right ahead…I’ll just sit back and enjoy :slight_smile:

902

::shakes head sadly:: I think we’ve lost Sapph.

Sure, dear, you have the real one, whatever you say :rolleyes:

HA! Not bloodly likely

903

:smiley: That’s funny.

Sapphie’s has a coffee stain because she has one of the dozens of photocopies I had made during lunch. The Real Last Word is in a secure location known only to Mauv and myself :slight_smile:

904

Well, hell…coffee stains are just about the least we have to worry about with this last word…

905

Pay no attention to AR and Mauv - they think they have TLW, but Dyno, Punha and I were able to take it without them noticing…they’ve been duped, but they won;t believe me.

906

(For those of you who may not have read this entire opus, DW was the one who took TLW from me back on page one.)

[Perry Mason on]
Any stains on TLW when it first came into your possesion, Plaything?
[Perry Mason off]

(I mean MR. WOLF SIR!}

907

I have always thought that the Perry Mason music sounded like striptease music.

And I also thought Paul Drake was sexy. :slight_smile:

908

Oh, please. Dyno and Puntha were so distracted they ere waving around napkins claiming they were the Last Word and you insist that a xerox copy with a coffee stain is the Last Word. :slight_smile:

Denial. An ugly thing

909

Yeah, & I’m still pissed I never even got a dollar tucked in my g-string over at the all male revue thread.

I am trying to compensate, obviously, by snatching TLW.

910

Sapph, Sapph, Sapph, when you will cease in these delusions of yours? I’m really starting to worry now :stuck_out_tongue:

911

Agh! I’ll never be able to watch PM again without seeing some dancer taking it off on the bench!

Thanks, Sapphire :slight_smile:

912

I didn’t visit that thread, Dr.Pinky, but if you care to join me in the Jello pit, I promise to bring a dollar <g>

::aside to Arden:: Good thing we scattered all those photocopies about, Good Plan!

913

I had TLW at one point? Like, 19 pages ago? That’s an eternity, Dr. Pinky. I wish I had taken better care of it when I had it…

Or maybe I did…

Bwahaha!

Is everyone who has an “original” certain of it’s authenticity? Hmmm?

914

Yes, Wolf, quite certain. Arden and I have the only True originals. We kept stealing it back and forth from one another, but decided that sharing it would be in the best interests of the Last Word.

915

Ooh, by popular demand, a repeat performance!

(I’ve been practicing.)

::jiggle::

::jiggle, jiggle::

::jiggle, jiggle, wobble::

Easy, now.

::jiggle, jiggle, wobble, flail. wobble, wobble, flop, jiggle::

And the grand finale’

::two off balance hops on the left foot, lead with chin to the jello pit::

Please, no tips. Is there an ER tech in the house?

916

Because everyone knows only a woman can have The Last Word. :smiley:

917

then my work here is almost done!

918

Amen to that, sister.

919

::slips a couple dollar bills in Dr.Pinky’s G-string::

Jolly good, show :slight_smile:

920

Hey! My coolest Xmas present this year was Orson Welles “F for Fake”. I have also own a dubious Dali.

Don’t come round here talkin’ 'bout the real MacCoy.

Here’s the gen-u-ine TLW.

I’ve had it certified by a board of Experts.