Did they find the muenster in his pants?
He’d better be careful in prison. He could end up chèvred.
As long as addicts camembert to go without their fix, this sort of thing will continue to take place.
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And YOU got some kind of nerve saying I can be counted on always with the juvenile remarks!
Y’know, matt_mcl, if this took place in St. John’s…
that must mean…
…it was Canadian cheese! :eek: Who in God’s good name would steal Canadian cheese?!?
Where the cheese at? Where the cheese go?
Ok. Commence beating.
The cops claim they found cheese on the perp, but I would demand to see evidence that the crime a curd.
Chees-is , it’s hell being from Wisconsin. Everybody making all their cheesey jokes. Nobody’s worked in Co-jack yet, how about cottage cheese, Huh smarty butts? Brick, harvarti (sp?), romano, Velveta, yes I said Velveta (I dare you!). Bout the only thing funnier than cheese is Cows! But that’s anudder story. ARGGGGGG!
Sincerely,
Indecisive1
From the land of cheese, cows, and sick mass-murderers ::twitch::
Seeing as I’m the cheese equivalent of Medellin, Colombia, I’m ditching this 9 to 5 crap and becoming the Pablo Escobar of the North American cheese-drug trade.
I can’t wait for my parade of mistresses at my many mansions, all paid for by my billions in ill-gotten gains.
Of course, I will be dead of a heart bloackage by age 40 after sampling too much my own produc. That is, unless the USDA agents bring me down in a hail of gunfire first.
Cheese it! The cops!
So cheese theft is becoming a cottage industry in Canada huh?
If I use food coloring on my cheese product, can I make a velveta elvis?
Was co-jack the detective assigned the case? Did he shit a brick when he saw what happened.
That’s all I got.
You win the official smarty-butt award!
Velveta got to the case earlier, but ve vas vatching “Everybody Loves Romano” back at the “cottage”. Cheese! Give us a brick, already. Havarti started on your case.
In Canada, first you get the gorgonzola, then you get the money, then you get the women!
You suppose they fence the stuff to rats? Can’t you just see the deal going down?
Junkie Cheese Thief: Look man, I’m hurtin’ bad. I got you this cheddar, so give me enough so I can score some oxys, man.
Rat: I’m hurtin’ too, man, but I can’t handle cheddar, man. It gives me the shits. Have you got any ricotta, man? Dude, I’d fuckin’ kill for some ricotta.
The price of cheese where I live has gone to almost friggin’ 5 bucks a pound. That’s store-brand cheddar! If there was black market cheese here I’d consider buying it,
From an actual convo two of my friends had in High School (names have been changed to protect the guilty):
Willow: Did you know that in Scandinavia, cheese was used as a currency?
Xander: Scandinavia - now that’s my kind of town!
W: Scandinavia isn’t a town.
X: Cheese isn’t a currency!
Don’t worry, I heard the police ricotta the thieves who were involved.
Queso closed!
Manchego take a long walk off a short pier, huh?
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Who moved my cheese?
Cheese-wiz, Gouda for you.