I hope your child learns to swear from TV.
/jack
Mr. Obama is less highly qualified to hold the U.S. Presidency than some other people.
Yes, but this is the pit and I have right to disagree…!
[Pause.]
[Runs away sobbing.]
I too am confuriated! [del][
:mad:][/del]
Or possibly infuriused! [del][:mad:][/del] As in: your argument is infuriusing.
Smilie miscegenation will not be tolerated.
I just want to let you all know you just lost The Game.
May the manna that falls from heaven miss your porch a little bit and you be forced to step just outside your door to get it. But just a little.
You all need to go for a swim in shark infected waters. However, due to the recession and the high cost of sharks, piranhas will do as well.
May your shark infection heal quick and without pain, but your doctor bill cause you much grief.
And may your insurance company require much paperwork documenting whether or not said infection is a worker’s comp claim.
When you return from your journey, transport a fruit-filled pastry.
I’ve been libeled more harshly by people who are your superiors.
May the paperwork cause a dozen teeny tiny cuts which you keep forgetting are there until you press them.
May your vinegar be diluted with urine and sprinkled liberally on your fries.
May you keep getting “PC Load Letter” on your printer-even AFTER you refill the paper tray.
I hope your sauce breaks and your bread fails to rise. May your mayonnaise curdle and your french fry turn soggy. Hell hath no fury like butter burned.
I have vowed to expose graycism whenever it rears its ugly head!
May your grandchildren be Art Majors.
You fornicate like the woman who expelled you from her uterus.
In the future, when your children borrow without asking, may it be from you and not the teacher or other students.