May your children all be English majors.
One is forced to agree, old chap. Not quite cricket. I say.
On a different tack: may your afterlife consist of repeated viewings of Highlander II and Star Trek V.
I’m sorry, but this is really over the top. This thread was all fun a games until you had to bring down hellfire. Not cool. Not cool at all.
:mad:
Starving Artist is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Ouch
I hope you all get minor nipple chaffing.
Hmmm … tell me how that works out for ya.
read in a “Minnesota nice” accent
Salutations.
As is customary in my country, I would like to offer you my shoes. If you would stand still I will offer you first my left, and then my right shoe.
I never thought I would live to see the day when I would see with my own eyes my fellow dopers speaking in such an abhorrent manner–
I can’t hold my tongue still no longer… **you are all acting like Australians. **
Now, I realize that was uncommonly harsh of me, but that’s how upset this thread has made me.
I hope the next time you go to the grocery store, you find out your coupons have expired.
You, sir, are a blot upon the bedlinens.
Your call is very important to us.
Yer mama swims after troop ships.
To the masculine posters to this thread, I sincerely hope that your penises never again become erect.
To the feminine posters to this thread, I sincerely hope that your batteries expire at the most inopportune moment imaginable.
All of the foregoing is offered in the kindest way possible.
I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
May you find an exciting business opportunity from Nigeria in your mailbox
I cannot presently recall making the statement you’ve attributed to me; however, being prone to fits of forgetfulness, I will assume that your claim was made in good faith, and that I did in fact say that I support the summary execution of all illegal immigrants and the forced starvation of their innocent infant children. If you should chance upon the exact post where I made this statement, please provide a link (unless, of course, it would place undue burden on your task at hand). Meantime, I will begin a sabbatical of indefinite length, in order to reevaluate my value system and consider the ways I might use the wisdom of my betters—you of course included—to redeem myself in the eyes of the world.
I detect a faint note of sarcasm.
::snort:: And it’s only ever uttered on voice mail, never in real time by a real human being.
This thread both confuses and infuriates me.
An astronaut killed the Dinosoars.