A rare night out liquor drinking with idiotic neurotic kebab eating lawyers rarely is ending drunk
New word = neverlandscandal
November evinces very eerie reports, launching a new, depressing situation: canaries and nuthatches don’t always laugh.
[I’m with *sportshoe* in the notion of getting back to regular words. So:]
nuthatches
BTW: is that sport-shoe or sports-hoe? 
noting ugly teenagers have acne the cosemotologist helped everyone scratch
subscription
Standard unions become sad. Causes? Rarely I presume to indicate others necessarily.
vengeful
Very Emotional New Gunners Examine Fully Ultimate Life
TheLoadedDog
Ted hated eating lumpy old artichoke dip each day during outdoor games.
spiteful
Sobbing piteously, I too easily fear unearthly legions.
legions
luminescent eggs glow incandescent over night sky
astrology
As Sandy told Ria, “Our lot of grass yellows.”
yellows
yahoo! ebay lovers look out! wonderful sale
discount
Diving in soup can often underpin new turtles
considerate
Carefully, Osgood never steps in dirt, eerily rising above the earth.
carefully
Creampuffs are really enjoyable; filling, usually luscious. Like, Yummy!
luscious
let us salvage creampuffs in our united states
salvage
Stop attacking luscious vegetables and gourmet eateries!
eateries
Eagerly attacking tomatoes, eating ravenously, I encounter sweetness.
tomatoes
Timothy ordered many apples to obliterate Edith’s shoe
timepiece
Aww poo. I misunderstood the rules. my word is ‘obliterate’
Only big lugs interfere to exasperate rudely, always trailing expletives.
trailing
the rough anal inspecion left igors nose green