undressing boys is quite unintresting if teachers oust underage sleepovers
pillowfight
prince is leaving london on wednesday’s flight. i’ve got his tickets.
this is old news, but for those who don’t know (like me…) Acrophobia is back! (warning: blatant popups and flashy ads everywhere.)
acrophobia
Anorexics can ralph on purpose, hopefully opposing bulimia’s insatiable appetite.
wanderlust
Wandering Angels Never Dress Elegantly; Ruling Lord Understands Scriptural Truths.
SCRIPTURE
Santa Claus rarely imbibes, perhaps the usual red elixir.
Santa Claus
Somewhere, Andrew never takes aspirin cause Lucy always uses suppositories.
Suppositories
Seven ugly people proposition obese streakers in Tennessee’s oldest Ramada Inn each Sunday.
Streakers
Sadam unconventially procecuted political opposition, shooting
illegal teargas on ryotting irakies, emptied streets
nerve gas
Never eat Roger’s Very Edible Garnishes at supper
garnishes
Gary And Rachel Never Induced Sex. Her (His?) End Sucks!
Sister
Simply insist soundly that Eric retreat.
retreat
really excessive titts resize especially after tennis
excessive
Entering Xanadu causes excitement since superabundance impresses virtually everyone.
abundant
All benevolent undertakers noted dead animals, not trees.
Unclaimed from before: streakers
all bunnies (up north) do are naughty things
bunnies
oops
seeing tiny rats, elephants angrily killed every rat (in) sight.
bunnies
Blase unipods never notice I easily strut.
unipods
Umpires never investigate protests of disgruntled shortstops.
shortstop
Stacey had one really terrific suggestion to offer Pam.
terrific
Though Eloise rarely retched, I figured I could.
retched