Disregard previous message.
Fenris is not a god.
I spent at least a couple of nights crying myself to sleep because no one noticed that I’d broken 1000 posts. And it still bothers me terribly. I’m really, really, really hurt and I’ll never post again. I noticed I’d broken the 1000-post barrier the very second it happened and it was a life-defining moment for me.
Fenris
Hey, I didn’t post in this thread before.
And I’ll be the one to kill this thread.
Totoro killed this thread.
My tits are bigger than your tits.
I have lots of free time to read this board, since I have all my homeowrk and grading done.
The only thing I like to fill my free time with is babysitting- having a baby throw up on me just gives me the warm fuzzies.
My cat is well behaved, and wouldn’t dream of breaking anything by playing the gravity game.
I didn’t enjoy that.
I’m not nekkid.
I hate Euty for deleting my link. He was NOT doing his job! That rat bastard should die in poor man’s hades for that!
Me neither. In fact, if someone were to IM or ICQ me right now and ask for it I would strictly refuse. I’m far too moral for that sort of thing.
And none of the pages of my porn collection stick together either.
Cybersex?
What’s that?
:: sends pictures to Mnem proving this ::
I didnt get excited over this, in the LEAST. And this non-excitement didnt come crashing down when I remembered that this is the liar’s thread… no, not at… sobs… not at all…
I am happy and stable.
I know exactly how this weekend is going to go and can’t wait.
I’m not worried about my life.
I love the idea of my SO’s tattoo.
I think everyone should follow my idea of what it right.
My room is spotless, my mom would love it.
I’m not addicted to gaming.
I most definitely did not turn 32 on Saturday, and even if I did I would be jumping for joy that I’m not 21 anymore. I also certainly *did not * have to look up in the dictionary how to spell definitley, its not one of my problem words and if it was I wouldn’t be embarrassed at all to admit it.
Oh, I am SO with you on this.
I believe all of you. Especially when you talk about your sexual exploits. I would share mine but the moderators would have to delete them to avoid lawsuits from people like Uma Thurman and Andie McDowell.
I am so not pathetic!
I love living alone, especially on weekends. I don’t know why anyone would want a significant other, I certainly don’t want a boyfirend. I wouldn’t engage in continual hot tiger sex if I had the opportunity, and if I did, it wouldn’t be the greatest experience my partner had ever had. I’m very offended by all this talk of sex, and I’m not going to think any more about it. Especially while I’m taking a short, hot shower.
Sex is overrated.
Oh and BTW, I love you all! 
NEWS FLASH!!!
Ignorance has been eradicated world-wide.
[sub]Jeepers, I hate this thread so much. I absolutely refuse to have anything to do with it.[/sub]