Continuing this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164819, that was discussed in this thread, I’m starting THIS thread.
Hopwfully, sperfur will be right along, and I had damned well be the first honoree.
I saw that, and I was dismayed to see it locked, but I have to agree, it was in the wrong forum.
And sperfur, if you can think of anything to rhyme with ivylass…
(Thunder hits his game-show-type buzzer)
Slimy Ass!
OK, that’s the reason I ain’t doing no limericks!
Thank you for starting this thread
Cause some things just have to be said
But you screwed up the coding
A portent foreboding
Now please kick yourself in the head.
If mod’s dont like rhymes in their yard,
yet, moving a thread is too hard,
You should “click it” and “stick it”
not “dock it” and “lock it”
and send us an " I’m sorry" card.
Yay! I still have my list of people I didn’t get to last night, and I will start with our fabulous, game-show-buzzing Thunder.
Closing our thread made us sick
A blast was had with each new limerick
Thunder wouldn’t have it
Our thread closing bandit
So he beat her in the head with a stick
There once was a poster, ivylass
Whose very words made me pass gas
– One day she was post pumpin’
– My heart started a’ thumpin’
And my ass, my pants, alas!
Can I have one too?
A pretentious username, Q.E.D.
('Though the English translation helps me)
“Fancy foreign phrase are so lame!”,
An onery poster might flame,
“Agrément, mon ami?”
(Intended in good humour, of course. :))
I wrote this one last night as well:
Peter Griffin’s butt is hairy & yellow
Other than that, he seems quite a nice fellow
He hates FedEx with a passion
But after a fashion
His mood calms and he is quite mellow
Forgot the link to the FedEx thread
For sperfur:
Her fun was cut short! “Don’t Worry…”
“I’ll make a new thread, in a hurry!”
“You’ll be pitting a moderator?”
“I’ll be the instigator!”
All for the gal from Missouri.
There once was a lurker, Sperfur,
her poems, they did rhyme, thats fer sure.
The mod’s did attack her
(You’d of thought she a hacker!)
But, her prose, it will always endure…
Keep up the good work!!!
[She’s a poet, but don’t know it. Tho her toes, they do so show it, because they are such Longfellows:D ]
Ivylass wants to hire a P.I.
And make sure she gets a good buy
She asks on the Dope
Does she have enough rope?
She might have enough for a try
Narrad made fun of my name
In a way that was really quite lame
But he said he was joking
With the fun he was poking
So he won’t get a Pit thread of flame.
Writing limericks is really grand!
The flames of dissent I have fanned!
In my bed, the head of a pony?
Because I took to the Pit, Lynn Bodoni?
Now why does my status read BANNED?
Thunder doesn’t want to be canned
I plead with the mods, pride be damned!
I hope that they agree
Pit complaints are free
And these limericks make us all feel so grand!
When writing for XJETGIRLX
The best rhyme I can think of is sex :eek:
But I don’t know her well
She may say ‘go to hell’
And then put upon me a hex
Memememememememe…
Awwww…come on!!! I rhymed …in time…
my turn…slow burn…
from a poet-wanna-be
(please?)
I write this for poster auntnut
Who lives in a great big grass hut
While doing her laundry
She considered her quandary
Does she want Mounds, Almond Joy’s, or what?
Sperfur is making me mad
Cause some of these rhymes are so bad
They are kind of funny
But won’t make him money
Maybe he’ll slow down a tad?
[sub]Just kidding, I love them[/sub]