Use of the following terms gets your argument immediately shitcanned in my book:
society - “It’s society’s fault!”
Nazi Germany - as in “That’s the kind of thinking straight out of Nazi Germany!”
apples & oranges
You’re lucky that you even… - as in “You’re lucky you even had a car to crash and break your neck in!”
pot calling kettle black
Declaration of Premature Victory:
Loser: “I win. Debate over!”
Teeming Millions: "Erm…no. You don’t. You haven’t answered a single point and your last post had two dozen factual errors in the first sent…
Loser: “Doesn’t matter. I win. You Lose.”
Teeming Millions: “But…what about…?”
Loser: “LALALALA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I’M SINGING THE “I WIN” SONG! LALALALALA!”
Fenris
I Laugh at you, therefore I win
LOL! You just don’t get it, do you? There’s no point in arguing further.
This is, of course, all academic, as there are only three viable forms of Internet rhetoric:
a. You disagree with me and you said so, so you’re trying to censor me, therefore you are a Nazi.
b. I am standing up for a right and you disagree with me, so you are anti-rights, and therefore a Nazi.
c. I am an agreeable person and you are disagreeing with me, so you are a disagreeable person with the personality of Hitler and therefore a Nazi.
Jonny T, not a Nazi.
The schizophrenic man of straw – or, supernatural ventriloquism
delusional character: “I’m offended! He just said that all Christians are bottom feeding invertebrates.”
surprised target: “Um, no I didn’t.”
delusional character: “See! He said it again.”
Vivisection by vB code – The act of parsing your opponents comments down into individual sentences, or better yet parts of sentences and making snide comments, or simply ignoring the fact that you have destroyed all context.
The other what? Cite?
Ran where? How fast? Cite please.
Friend of whom? Why are you not making sense?
Mr. “I’m not familiar with opinions”.
Example:
poster: “Bah, the new REM albums sucks.”
Mr. INFWO: “That’s YOUR opinion. I like it.”
Well, duh that’s my opinion. Pretty much everything I say, or anyone else says, is their opinion, unless they claim otherwise. At least, I always assumed that whatever fool things come out of my mouth or fingers were just my opinion, and make no unstated claims otherwise.
Bwahhaha! I thought of this one, but couldn’t figure out a good way to say it. :: applauds ::
Fenris
The Spelling Flame, last refuge of the defeated
Obviously you don’t know what you’re talking about; you can’t even spell corollary!
The punctuation fairy creeps in very quietly and says: “It’s its,” and then runs like hell before someone calls her a loser, too.