The Love Song of J. Mojo

You remember in the old shows how a couple looks fondly into each other’s eyes and says, “Honey, they’re playing our song!”? Well, what would “our song” be for me? It would have to be this:

Whenever we start to make love, Mrs. Mojo takes the bedside phone off the hook. So for the first minute or so of our foreplay, we are sweetly serenaded by the loud noise


that the phone makes to remind you it’s been left off the hook. I’ve come to think of it as “The Love Theme from The Mojos.