There was a song that went “You an me Baby, we ain’t nothin but mammals, So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery hannel”.
I’m told it was by the Bloodhound Gang.
What is the correct song title?
“The Bad Touch”
Am I the only one who thought that this would be about the They Might Be Giants song?
“…And the warm blood flows through the large four-chambered heart…”
Yes…yes you are.
:rolleyes:
indeed… bloodhound gang.
most of their songs are humorous (if ya like that kinda humor)
i dont know the exact name of the tune though.
“…maintainting the very high metabolism rate they have…”
“…one of us might lose his hair…but we’re reminded that it once was there…”
Yep, it’s The Bad Touch from their album Hooray for Boobies.
I’m with Chronos. In fact, I’d rather pretend that the Bad Touch never existed, and that their song is a memory of an unpleasant fever dream I once had…
Ahhh… Best. Fifth-grade-humor-band. Ever.
Since the OP has already been sated I would just like to add this lyric from another song on that album…
“Like me? Yeah, but that was all right
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn’t that bright.”
Any group with song titles like A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’ or I wish I was Queer (so I could get chicks) is good in my book.
“…their cousin called Monotreme, dead uncle Allotheria…”
“There’s only one thing that I know how to do well, and I’ve often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well, and that’s be you, be what you’re like, be like yourself, and so I’m having a wonderful time but I’d rather be whistling in the dark.”
And, just to be vaguely on topic for Bloodhound Gang:
“…I’m not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high…”
Nope.
Ahh, two of my favorite bands in one thread…feel the love, man…
“We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals,
declaring us the nicest of the damned…”
“But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don’t believe in myself would that be blasphemy?”
Nope – that’s the first one that crossed my mind.
(I do like “The Bad Touch”, too).
“Their names are called… they raise a paw…”
I’d like to second and third the notion of hijacking this thread and turning it into a They Might be Giants one. 
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