little*bit, if you slide a bit closer to me you can be the one doing the pole dancing.
little*bit: lawnmower?
** :: Smacks Omni :: ** That was my line.
Hey little*bit, stick your money here! Watch your investment grow!
starts hauling in his equipment - plastic floor covering, case of body oil, assorted fragrant candles, backhoe, various gardening equipment, several varieties of handcuffs, containers of cherries, chilled whip cream
Where can I set up the trampoline?
I’d like to say I’m about to have a stroke from the excitement of naked male flesh in the room… but that would be way too easy 
Please set up the trampoline far enough away from the other dancers that if you fall off you don’t impale yourself on anything.
After the long & discriptive performance by Dire Wolf in the other thread, “Wanted:male dancers”, I feel the need to go home & cool off. I should be back in an hour or so & would really enjoy seeing a few acts posted in my absence.
See you soon boys. Hopefully a lot of you.
Figures absoul- you need to cart in a bunch of extra equipment to enhance your sorry butt.
Me, on the other hand, only need show up in a pair 'O Speedo’s and some oil.
Keep moving that trampoline back! Farther… Farther…
You heard the woman.
I don’t want to impale you when your skinny butt goes flinging off the trampoline!
Oh Nooo, the trampolines not for me… its for the donkeys.
hands CnotChris a roll of quarters, looked like you need a little help in that speedo
:: Looks around ::
:: Notices some going-ons in the other room ::
DAMN!! Always the wrong room.
:: Hops off table. Tip-toes to peek in other room. ::
Shouldn’t here be I. Too young am I. I think I shall leave, or problems there will be.
walks out, shaking visibly
Hmm, Anniz, do I have permission? 
I’d hate to have little*bit’s bachelorette party be such a bust…
Check out my signature like, m’dear. I’ll dance for you, and don’t wear a g-string, so there’s no tipping. (A beer would be nice. Dancing is hot work!)
Yes you have,
if you do the same for me here.:)
And behave there a bit,
but not here…:)
How about my bright-orange jockstrap?
What, not good enough? Okay, I’ll wear it backwards then!