OK Mikey I just want to have one thread free of your sophomoric comments and overall obsession with sex. So, lets see if you are as big a man as you say you are 
and see if you can leave one thread unpolluted. I hereby turn this thread over to the teeming masses hoping that it will be the one spot where we don’t have to put up with him.
Keith
PS I bet he isn’t man enough to ignore this thread. Go ahead and prove me wrong Mikey
Oh wait, I jumped the gun on that. I’m supposed to wait until he shows up, right? It’s the thought that counts, I guess.
The whole SDMB would be a Michael free zone if nobody ever responded to his topics. I hate the fact I’ve just added to his glee by posting even to this one. I apologize to the other members for my contribution.
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I feel like such an asshole. I am so sorry I started another thread for Trollboy. I just logged on to MPSIMS, saw his name about twelve times, and just had to start it. I didn’t know he already had two threads devoted entirrely to him. But you all can still sign your name in mine if you want. It might become a petition… (maybe he’s not smart enough to get a new username)
Hey, Dread Pirate Roberts - can I have first dibs on the title after you’re tired of it?
That’s how it works, right? 
(OBMessageBoard - I just got the "Can’t post within 60 seconds message. Is it my fault I read fast?! )
DAMN! IM POPULAR!
Old Broad is right.
He’s feeding off any attention.
Stick to your guns.
Don’t even mention the name.
Don’t respond - to his threads or remarks of his in other threads.
I am large,
I contradict myself,
I contain multitudes.
~Walt Whitman
What the fuck?
Fucking “Michael Masterson,” you’re ruining the board.
Studi
When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.
DAMN! YOU’RE DELUDED!
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
You know, there are plenty of Michael-free zones. Of course, I’m not going to mention what they are; that would defeat the purpose.
Sorry, Odieman, started my thread about the drooling pud-pounder before I saw this one.
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks