It just occured to me that we have in our presence a security guard named Nuts!
If one’s dinosaurs are carnivores I suppose one could allow ‘em to celebrate steak night by givin’ 'em a herd or two of cattle to gnaw on. If one’s dinosaurs are herbivores, mayhaps instead of cattle one could provide a forrest or two. It’s possible all dinosaurs would eat ice cream but maybe not the herbivores. That would depend on whether your herbivores are vegans or vegetarians I suppose.
I hated the film. 
you hated “Serenity”? Blasphemer!
I am in trouble. Deep trouble. I have been shopping for Basses on EBay and I found one that A. I can afford and B. Is what I want. Sh*T, think I am going to pull the trigger.
Going to give it 24 hours
I bet I buy a Bass tomorrow.
Jim
Shall I list the spoilers chronologically or alphabetically, Oh Cute One?
The closest I can come to eating fish is salmon.
I don’t believe they shoot them, though.
Cute Flytrap you are officially on The List
::shakes fist::
Jim
Gee, Spidey, that’s awfully nice of you, what with me hating Serenity and losing my coaster and all!
Howdy from da cave! Irk is over for the week! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Tonight is pizza night so no cookin’ for da bear YAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Jim if you’re gonna order bass you’ll also want a super-bass-o-matic.
Jesus, Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) wants to fix ham on Yom Kippur.
That sentence is wrong in so many ways…
Holy crap, today just will not end.
flytrap I’m sure Jesus observed Yom Kippur but not with ham. His mom made a nice brisket.
ETA: Oh wait, you’re supposed to fast on Yom Kippur. She made the brisket the next day.
We will eat before dark.
In that case eat ham and then repent.
I vividly remember Dad saying “Eat before we leave for Grandma’s, she won’t feed you 'til dark.”
I didn’t even know why she wouldn’t feed us until I was in high school.
Did she make ham or brisket?
Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) likes matzohball soup, and she is shiksa.
::Shakes fist at fellow Mumpers::
This Bass doesn’t swim 
::exit with funky Bassline and bobbing head::
Jim
ETA just what I need another piece of gear that is 30+ years old
Why the 'ell am I being blamed for putting you on the list, I was not a party to you being added this time?
Besides, your name is already carved in granite on my list, (as in permanently there)! :eek:
Grandma always had an extra brisket just hanging around somewhere. We once took a whole-family trip to South Carolina, and she brought one in an effing cooler on the plane.
And it wasn’t enough to feed all twenty of us. I don’t know if she could even begin to feed the amount of family she has now. Not that anybody would let her. Or that she’d let anybody forget that she wants to help, but everybody keeps making her sit down.
PS, flytrap, my grandma’s matzoh ball soup was divine. I don’t think she’s made it in twenty years, though. I should ask her why. Because I would like some soup. Nothing else has ever come close to it.