I see the thread “The Money in your Wallet” and everytime I read it as Monkey
And it makes me laugh.
So we can play a game.
A Monkey in your wallet will eat your money up.
A Cat in your pocket will pee on the lint.
A Bird in your brain will…?
A bird in your brain will twitter, twitter, tweet.
A shrimp on your shoulder will . . .
A shrimp on your shoulder will simply sizzle in the sun.
A hamster in your hair…?
A hamster in your hair will muller your mullet.
A bat in your belfry…?
A bat in your belfry will really ring your bells.
A bull in your china shop…?
A bull in your china shop will really crack your crockery.
A drop in your bucket will…?
A drop in your bucket won’t do a damn thing.
A skeleton in your closet?
A skeleton in your closet will rattle the rafters.
A bee in your bonnet…?
A bee in your bonnet will buzz your brainpan.
A kitten in your lap . . .
A kitten in your lap will kalm the kraziness.
A bird in the hand will…
A Bird in the hand will poop in the palm.
A dog in the ditch…?
A dog in the ditch will fetch you some filth.
A wombat in the wadi will…?
(in the UK, a Monkey in your wallet is a Good Thing !!)
A wombat in the wadi will boggle your billabong.
A flea in your fridge will …
A flea in your fridge will not last the night.
A kangaroo in your kayak will…
A kangaroo in your kayak will sink you into the drink.
A key in your lock will…
A key in your lock will open you to new possibilities
A worm in your wainscotting will …
A worm in your wainscoting will wimble your walls.
A tack on your seat will…
A tack on your seat will be amazingly uplifting.
A peacock on your pergola . . .
A peacock on your pergola will poop on your head!
A pig in your poke will …
A pig in your poke will please at a picnic.
A sheep in your sheets…