A sheep in your sheets will soil your spreads.
A diva in your dunny…
A diva in your dunny will shiver your small room.
A bunny in you back yard . . .
A bunny in your backyard is taking it’s chances.
A pin in your lapel…?
A pin in your lapel will poke your pectoral
A hog in your hoosegow…
A hog in your hoosegow will squeal like a piggy.
A peck in your pear will…?
A peck in your pear will poke your peel.
A fly in your face will…
A fly in your face will flip your freak.
A virgin in your vestibule will…
A virgin in your vestibule will weep, softly weep.
A dingo in your dining room . . .
A dingo in your dining room will demand delicious dog food.
An akira in your attic will…