“who else has band practice today?”
“tell me about your last swim meat”
yawn
The “Can you hear me now?” Verizon Guy appreciation thread.
Not so fast. When the “Strange Celebrity Crushes” thread came up a few months ago, more than one confessed their attraction to Verizon Guy.
Share your cinnamon toast recipes
“Swim meat” sounds downright dirty and interesting, like the “do you like it hard or soft” thread. Of course, it’s going to suffer the fate of having vastly more views than replies.
**Ted Danson’s take on the middle east crisis. Discuss.
I just farted.
My cousin’s bar mitzvah! Pics inside!**
**My cat’s breath smells like cat food
Racism in the Dewey Decimal System
How many ballpoint pens do you have?
Favorite public access television shows
Which would you rather have: three pairs of socks, or some cheese?
North Dakota: just like South Dakota, only more north
Better at kickboxing: Josquin des Prez or Heinrich Isaac? **
**How does air work?
Practice your leetspeak here!
What’s your favorite cut of pork?
The 3-tab asphalt shingle roofing appreciation thread!!**
“While I was in Church Last Sunday…”
“Black or Blue? What Colour Ink do YOU use when writing?”
“Attn area Dopers: A guy I know’s local psychedlic / blues / alt rock band needs a drummer”
“Submit the Dirtiest Limerick You Can Think Of”
No, wait, that one would be popular.
Actually, I’d be interested to read and participate in this thread, and I suspect I’m not the only one. The GD crowd can be like that sometimes.
“Your favorite Xanth Novel!”
My favorite bathroom noises.
“Lets discuss our favourite brands of tissue paper”
“What’s your favorite font?”
Ask the Proctologist
I thought about this afterwards and I’m sure even the most boring-sounding topics listed here would appeal to at least some of the people on this board. As for me, I had to take Economics in college and it was the most painfully, dreadfully boring class I ever endured.
Here’s another one:
Post your meeting minutes here
Compare and contrast Formatting to confuse with dead links.
Holy sequential thread titles! Right before this one was “Let’s discuss ranch dressing.” Suprisingly, people seem to be respoinding to that one…
Got one better:
Worlds best male swimmer (as if anyone cares)
The most boring SDMB thread subject you can think of. ( 1 2 )