Dear Mockingbird’s belly button,
Do you have any lint I can crochet? Thanks.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t have enough personality to be an accountant?
A: An actuary.
I didn’t say it was a good joke…
Well, this one wins it for me hands down.
I’d be laughing, actually, if I weren’t too busy laughing at the idea that I’d open an Amway thread.