The Millard Fillmore/James K. Polk Appreciation Thread
Do you ever count your pubic hair?
1001 uses for smegma.
Who would win in a fight between Howard Hesseman and Martin Mull?
“Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting”: The Carl Douglas Appreciation Thread
I dunno – Isaac’s always been underrated. 
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Hey, I’d read that.
I get aroused when I listen to Lawrence Welk. Am I alone?
I still eat mud pies, let’s swap recipes.
Dang, Mehitabel. I’m going to be brooding about this one all day.
See… I don’t think any of those would be boring or ignored.
Let’s Talk Ranch Dressing
Favorite paper-clip design
Amusing actuarial anecdotes.
So many of these have been threads I would certainly open, and not just for the smart-ass comments that would inevitably show up. I mean, yes, the idea of “Other uses for dryer lint” is kind of funny, but it makes a great firestarter, and I’ve often discussed a nostalgia for the Soviet Menace with other people who grew up towards the end of the Cold War.
Now that I think about it, I’d have to open my own suggestion just to see if anyone knows any actuary jokes other than the one I’ve heard.
OK, I’ll bite: What’s the actuary joke? Unless you’d rather start the thread, of course.
Crocheting with asslint
Ask the Collector of Belly Button Lint
“I’m a loser and can’t get any dates. Pity me.”
“Somebody’s linking all the paper clips at work!”
“I’m out of junior high for the summer and I want attention!”
“To the asshole who cut me off in traffic this morning…”
“Which zoo animal would you trade places with?”
“Once I got a papercut… and other exciting stories from my life”
Ask my belly button
Who wants to sell Amway?