Ok, my first thread!
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done to get someone to love you that didn’t work?
I am off to watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Put up with his B.S. criticism of pretty much everything about me, repeatedly, even after it became apparent that said criticism wasn’t going to change no matter what I did.
I’ll *never *do that again.
This is an old favorite of mine; I cut and pasted it from a very old thread…
This probably more in the name of lust than love but here it goes.
A long time ago when I was just a rookie to the whole bar scene I had just turned 21. So my friends and I decide togo to a toppless bar.(already I’m in trouble.) When I get there I hook up with a female money sucking version of a Hoover vaccum cleaner. I thought at the time “this chick really digs me” Oh man, if only older me could go back in time to meet younger me I would tell him “of course she likes you; You f’n idiot you keep stickn’ 5 dollar bills down her G-string!” which btw as far as physical looks go, this chick was waaaay out of my league. That should have gave it away right there. Anyhow we get to talking and I of course ask her out. This is how the conversation went after that. (this is very painfull)
ME: “So you want to get together sometime?”
HER: " Oh yeah I would love togo out with you but you have to do some thing for me before I will.
ME: <getting timmid> " S s sure you name it"
HER: “Well, I think it would be really romantic if you went out and got me some roses and brought them back to me.”
ME: “y you mean here? in the stripclub?”
HER: “Hey if you’re too embarrassed…”
ME: “NO NO! I’ll do it”<thinking shit shit shit!>
So I go out and get the damn roses and come back to the club. The guy at the door sees me with the roses, doing his best to contain himself from breakining out into complete laughter asks “You got your ID sir?” <sigh> “here” I show him the f’n ID. So now I’m in the club walking around like a gah damned moron trying to find this girl. Ah at last I finaly find her, Shes up on one of the side stages sticking her tits in some guys face. Meanwhile I’m just standing there waiting patiently for her to finish so I can give her the damned roses. While I’m standing ther I can see guys out of the corner of my eye pointing and laughing at me. At this point I just want to crawl into a corner and die. So I finally get my turn up at the stage I proudly and sheepishly hand her the roses thinking the rewards for this should pay off tenfold. (eh,eh)
This is her response when I handed her the roses:
“HA HA HA HA OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. I COULD NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. YOU HAVE NO SPINE”
I immediately left after that.
Ouch it still hurts to think about…
“I love you”. Second date. So dumb.