Bah Humbug!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Up yours.
“Life! Don’t talk to me about life.”
Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
Badges! We don’t need no stinking badges!
Playoffs? Playoffs? Don’t talk to me about playoffs! I just hope that we can win a game!
“Rudoph the Red knows rain, dear.”
*Women are irrational, that’s all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They’re nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags! * [To Pickering]
*Pickering, why can’t a woman be more like a man? *
PICKERING
Hmm?
HIGGINS
*Yes…
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic’ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can’t a woman be like that?
Why does ev’ryone do what the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev’rything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up- well, like their father instead? *
“Happy New Year to you. IN JAIL!”
What thought will run through Lynn’s head while she closes this thread?
This wouldn’t be a joke thread, would it?
I think that “Bah humbug!” is a pretty serious critcism of all things Christmas.
If you think it’s funny, or think that I started this thread simply to make a bad pun, than bah humbug you.
I said “Bah humbug!” and I meant it. I’m not the type of guy that just goes around “bah humbugging” willy-nilly.
I think that “Bah humbug!” is a pretty serious critcism of all things Christmas.
If you think it’s funny, or think that I started this thread simply to make a bad pun, then bah humbug you.
I said “Bah humbug!” and I meant it. I’m not the type of guy that just goes around “bah humbugging” willy-nilly.
oh, bah humbug!
can you spot the difference?
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!
then/than
You could have had a triple post had you noticed you’d misspelled “criticism.”
I said GOOD DAY to YOU, sir!
My new tag line! … thank you! 
You know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying … … … … … … … … … … … … … until the handle breaks off, and you have to call a doctor to pull it out again!