Zan/Gleek or… Atom/Apache Chief
Aw, that’s not all that bad. The characters aren’t related and Joyce is pretty good looking for a woman her age. Hell, the show itself offered grosser combos: Xander/Mantis Lady, Xander/Desicated Inca Mummy, Xander/Demon Anya, Willow/Cyber Demon, Willow/Furry Oz, Willow/Kennedy. When you start in with the purely hypotheticals, it just gets endlessly disgusting: Buffy/post-graduate Mayor, Riley/Gentleman, or how 'bout something involving the Wig Lady at the Doublemeat Palace? Tara perhaps? Throw in Dawn, that one deserves a threesome.
C’mon, Faith/Joyce? That’s practically readable!
Well, along the Buffy/Joyce/Dawn road, you could always jump on the Twisted Sexual Deviancy/Seriously Fucked Up Psychological Issues train for some Lex/Papa Luthor fic!
Also, from TeaRoses’ link? Random UPS Delivery guy/Thing from the Addams Family–MOST DISTURBING. HANDJOB. EVER. Thanks for the link, though–I almost choked to death on my drink, laughing at some of the commentary.
PS: The Krycek/Prince Caspian (not graphic but links to NC17 stuff, I hope that’s okay) fic was written by an author infamous for strange pairings. From the same person, we also get Jonathon/Lex, Darth Maul/Krycek, Scully/Dax (yes, from Star Trek), Krycek/Austin Powers (!) and an NC17 Jar Jar fic. Oh, the horror. The strange thing is, this author has talent.
Not sure I should bother to point this out but I didn’t give a link… not that I wouldn’t be proud to own up to a link that made Thing a sexual partner, that’s just freaking creative.
Oh my, I just remembered who Krycek is…
“Hellfire,” groaned Covenant. “Hellfire and bloody damnation!”. He gritted his teeth as Saltheart Foamfollower slowly…
No, I can’t go on. Even Donaldson, in “The Illearth War”, only
had High Lord Elena, the Unbeliever’s bastard daughter, coming on to him