http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1710/1710_01.asp
Wow. It is so insulting to First Nations peoples that it makes me want to puke.
::runs to the loo::
Ahh, the joy of the Chick tract. By the way, did anyone else think that the guy in panel 6 looked a little like Fred Flintstone. Apparently this means that Dino is doomed to eternal damnation.
I would just like to state that this Chick fella doesn’t exactly represent the religious community. Just another oddball with supposedly good intentions and a very poor way of communicating much of anything.
At least I know the Cherokee blood in my system is cursed, and according to all of the lines emanating from Indians, quite smelly.
Oh, come on. Tell me you weren’t moved by the second to last frame where the WASPified Native Americans were welcomed into heaven by TV’s Bob Vila.
Plus, how are Adam and Eve supposed to know that God wasn’t being sarcastic when he said “NO!”? I mean it’s not like they can read His facial cues…
“First Nations?” I’m assuming that’s the currect PC name for Indians, given evidence that Indians aren’t native to the North America.
And damn, even I can take the hint that sin is bad, as by the wavy lines indicating stink. It’s how he believes.
No, that’s not the “new PC term for them,” that’s their official name in Canada. As in “Assembly of First Nations,” “Kahnehsatake First Nation”, etcetera. What’s your point?
Isn’t the drawing subpar for a Chick tract? Is Jack subcontracting now?
You think that’s racist? Check out Chick’s approach to African Americans, Soul Story!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0069/0069_01.asp
Wow. If you would care to look a little closer at pane 12, it is so insulting to confederate general peoples that it makes me want to puke.
::runs to the outhouse::
What happened to that stinky, liquored-up mohoawk-wearing dude? I would liked to have seen picked up and spiked into hell. “bad punk rocker!! bad! bad!”
And why didn’t that confederate general get to go up to Heaven? I think that cartoon was definitely biased towards Native Americans.
Does pane 5 show a bunch of birds in that tree shitting on those people? Don’t go to Capastrano in the spring and stand under a Sin tree.
Paraphrasing Moe Syzlack:
“You drew a picture of me. Ain’t that cute. Aww, Jeez – You got the stink lines and everything.”
Eh, that’s nothing. Read some of the propaganda by the folks who insist the mark of Cain was that he was turned black…
And we all know that even Jack Chick loves jews
You think that’s racist? I thought it was sorta sweet, for a Chick tract. Big ol’ mean muthafuckah got himself a nice new Christian girlfriend.
Looks like it was written and drawn in the early-to-mid '70s…those fashions look pretty goofy now, but saggy pants and Hilfinger will look ridiculous in thirty years too.
Ukelele Ike said:
You mean they don’t look ridiculous now?
My friends and I have decided we’re going to put our own captions on that one. When we do, I’ll give y’all a link. 
Esprix
Actually, I liked the soul brother one. He was kinda cute! And I must admit, he had some pretty spiffy threads!
Oh. It’s a Canadian thing. That explains it all.
Don’t think the obnoxious bastard actually does his own work. IIRC, most of the tracts with realistic drawings (eg, most of the bible story ones) are actually drawn by some guy named Carter. Apparently he doesn’t care to have his name plastered on the damn things. Pretty much all of the ones Chick supposedly did are really sub-par artistically.
As for me, I’m not sure if I even believe Chick is a real person. Sure, they say he is, and there are people who claim to have met him, but he just seems to me like a flimsy persona under which various (bad) artists work. Jack T. Chick. It doesn’t even seem like a real name, does it?
Incidentally, my favorite tract is Dark Dungeons. There’s an amusing parody of This Is Your Life located at
What the hell? Is it just me, or is this tract based on the idea that Native Americans can’t read? Most of the other tracts have dialogue ‘n’ stuff in them. This is the first one I’ve seen without, which makes it far far worse.
I have got to get out the cave more often.
I actually wandered around that vile pit of propaganda for a little while, good thing I wore the hip waders and the breathing mask, the shit was deep and the smell was noxious.
Quite a few of the soon to be repentant sinners look like they come from minorities while others look like satan. Them there Christians are better drawn it seems.
What inbred morons read this shit? I guess the morons need pictures to learn anything. It’s like reading some Mormon material that says the Indians were given red skin for their transgressions. Can you say racism? I can.
If Matt sees the stuff on gays I expect him to launch an all out strike, I will get my ass back into the cave before he does.
I hope some muslims call a Jihad and burn this goat felchers presses down.
And since I have fallen in the pit and can’t get up…
Jack T. Chick is a racist, goat felching, gnat squicking waste of skin. Burnin’ is too good for him, he should be ripped into itty bitty pieces and then fed to a pack of starving chihuahuas cause my dogs like their bitches well fed.
That feels better. Where’s my smokes?
HA! What a riot! Leroy Brown (damn, they couldn’t even come up with an original name for the poor guy) looks a lot like Mr T.
My favorite quote from the tract :
"You stupid jive turkey!"
It’s good to know that even the Baddest Man In The Whole Damn Town can come to repentence. Thanks to the saving grace of Jesus, he can reverse his badder-than-old-King-Kong, meaner-than-a-junkyard-dog ways.
Maybe I’m showing my age (it is copyright 1977, after all), but did anyone ever actually use the term “jive turkey”?
Dr. J