You’ve seen them. God, you’ve seen them. The trite situations that ad agencies can’t seem to get away from. Not just a single advertiser, but all across the board.
Husband (eating/drinking/using “Blammo”). “I really love Blammo.”
Wife: “That’s not Blammo you’re <eating/drinking/using>.”
Husband (horrified): “It’s not?”
Wife: “No. It’s new improved Blammo!”
Car drives at excessive speed over winding road (or up a hill on on a city street). It’s the only car on the road. The fine print says “Professional driver on a closed course.”
What are your choices?