In a church, no. But I have shocked people when I’ve told them I’ve done it in a graveyard. Is that also “sacrilegious?”
I knew a guy who had anal sex, then said, “Pew!”
Does that count?
Well…sex is a religious experience for some of us. I didn’t do the deed in a church, per se, but did have sex in the Temple of Karnak in Egypt. My girlfriend got all hot to go (maybe it was all the obelisks) and we stepped behind some ancient columns (no comments, please) and sort of did the standing-up thang.
A couple I once knew (since split up) had this thing going that they were going to have sex in every room of their church. I’m pretty sure they got at least 6 or so rooms down, including the pulpit or whatever the main part that the pastor preaches in, before they split up.
On the foundation of the new Church being built and, then later, in the sanctuary after the construction was completed.
How was I to know that she was a member of the congregation?
This thread is entirely offensive and inappropriate.
People are not supposed to have sex in churches.
That’s reserved for priests and altar boys.
I got a blowjob in my car in a church parking lot late at night, but that’s as close as I’ve gotten.
not personally, but I went to a tech high school, and the carpentry guys were rebuilding the rectory of a church, and one fo the guys was caught in the corner wanking off. :eek: does that count for him?
Yes, I’ve actually done it. In a real church, where people actually attended. It was on a Sunday, about 2 hours after church was over.
It was in the minister’s office.
I was the minister at the time.
I guess the key phrase is “at the time.”
Worse than Would would Jesus use: tampons or pads?
No, I’m not going to hell. God has a sick sense of humour himself 
in a church that was still a church, but it was the middle of the night and we had to ‘let ourselves in’.
masturbated in class once, during a computer science lecture. hottie TA seemed to know what i was doing while giving the lecture.
Dude! That’s the stuff of pornos! I have to make a few casting changes through. Your girlfriend will be played by Tera Patrick and I will be playing you. Here, hold a camera or something. And…action!
When I was a wee lass, I used to masturbate to the bible.
It was the dirtiest book in our house!
Was that before or after you got your hands on it, ava?
Sorry.
[Tom Bodett] We’ll leave the Vestal Lamp on for you.[/Tom Bodett]
Some artist or architect (Michaelangelo?) once complained that the design for St. Peter’s in Rome was too complex, with too many nooks and crannies, and that there would be too many couples fornicating in it. And this was centuries before those disc jockeys persuaded a couple to get it on in St. Patrick’s cathedral.
Sex in Church evidently has a long history…
Amen-Re will surely smite you and your girlfriend.
So don’t say you weren’t warned.