The most uninspiring quotes ever?

“That that is, is. Is that it? It is not. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is!”

‘Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.’

‘Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.’

‘Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.’

'Half of the people in the world are below average. ’

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

“The Less You Know, The More You Make Up.”

This was actually used as a slogan by my employer, a major defense contractor…
Pretty uninspiring if you ask me.

“You don’t win the silver, you lose the gold.” - Some worthless bum who never won anything. (BTW, the ad company that came up with this crap dug the hole a few yards deeper by claiming “that’s what Olympic athletes really think”.)

“Second place is the first loser.” - Some worthless bum who’d be luck do finish tenth.

“Nobody remembers who finished second.” - Some worthless bum who won’t remember the name of the event in two days.

Some message-board related banality:
“Just ignore it.” #1, this never happens. Ever. #2, no one is under any obligation to ignore it…there are MODERATORS in charge who are supposed to REMOVE THE CRAP POSTS.
“Nobody cares.” Never, never, never evereverever true. Believe me, I was looking. Just pure ignorance.
“Your post was so LONG!!!” I’ve always been mystified by this gripe. If you don’t like lots of reading, go to a damn oekaki board!
And any and all sentences which use the “A word” or any equivalent. Nothing ingelligent ever comes out of that word.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
-George Bernard Shaw

In life you must chose between boredom and suffering.
-Meadow Soprano
These are two of my all time most favourite quotes, however unispiring they might be, there is a ring of truth.