Booty Call
Vivica A. Fox
Yum! I’m gay and I would do her! Let’s go with Kill Bill Vol.1!
I’m not gay, but I’d do her if she were gay. Damn, does that make any sense at all? Maybe we could just be friends. Or I could just watch while she and
Lucy Liu
did their thing.
Shanghai Noon.
Owen Wilson has been in quite a few good goofball comedies.
…and he’s been in Starkers and Clutch. Only two good bits: the bird who’s not a bit shy about taking her kit off in front of the two boys in the locker room, and the lesbo scene (too short, alas - but they always are) between well…you guys should know.
Vince Vaughn was in Starsky and Hutch (another inflight film for me).
Shibb – gotta tell ya, the “no! really! I saw it on a plane!” thing is wearing a bit thin.
Psycho. (The remake, obviously)
Viggo Mortensen.
Yum.
Hidalgo - didn’t see it on a plane. FWIW, I’ve been known to travel a bit. On really long flights I might watch five or six films.
I was teasing, hon. Really. Sheesh.
And the only person I know for Hidalgo is Omar Sharif, who I know has been played recently, but I didn’t want Shibb to mope until I could play again.
That’s one I actually did see on a plane. Helped me get to sleep. 
J.K. Simmons
You’ll know him when you see him, trust me.
I know. I wasn’t moping. I almost never see stuff in the theater unless it’s a really bad guy flick that my friend’s drag me to. Otherwise it’s borrowed stuff from the library, rentals and aeroplanes for me. Sometimes TV stuff but now that we don’t have premium cable anymore that’s going to die off for a while.
The only thing I take seriously from you, Twicks, is the flirting. Then I blush and write about it in my journal.
[spoiler]
April 11, 2005
Dear Diary,
I’m probably just imagining it, but today she flirted with me again. What if she really likes me? I mean, me? She’s just so perfect. If only it could be.
More later,
Shibb[/spoiler]
The Ladykillers
Marlon Wayans
White Chicks*
I would have gone with Don’t Be A Menace in the Hood While Drinking Your Juice… if I could have been sure the title was right.
Jaime King (who actually is a white chick)
I don’t know who she is (other than “some blonde”), but I do know she was in Pearl Harbor. How do I know that? I find my own brain a scary place to be sometimes.
[sub]And Shibb, honey. your post above really did make me, in actual, literal, fact, laugh out loud – I’m sitting in my effin’ cubicle at work giggling like a madwoman. And it’s true – women want a man who can make them laugh. swoon[/sub]
I’m not sure whether to go with:
Tom “Prosthetic Penis” Sizemore
OR
Tom “I Dated the Hollywood Madam” Sizemore
What do you think?