Bill Hader returns as Barry Berkman! Barry is on the run after being ratted out and finds sanctuary with the Hendersons, a family of singers who take Barry on the road with them. In return, Barry “protects” the family from unscrupulous promoters and bullying roadies. Things turn dark when the youngest Henderson (Little Cindy Lou) announces she wants to become Barry’s apprentice.
Next: Finding Bill Murray
Brian Doyle and Joel Murray pay a frantic visit to their friend Dan Akroyd, desperate to tell him that their acerbic brother Bill has gone missing. Akroyd, being the levelheaded and careful thinker of the trio suggests that they check the golf course. The two brothers explain that they’ve checked everywhere except Pebble Beach so the group makes their way there but discover that Bill is nowhere to be seen. After a quick round of 18, the group meets director Wes Anderson and actor Jason Schwartzman who, after conferring for a moment and agreeing that they don’t have much else to do, offer to help the original trio in tracking down the missing Murray. Soon they meet up with more celebrities including Rashida Jones, Theresa Russell, Garret Morris, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, the elephant from Larger than Life, and James Belushi (who really joined for the paycheck, if we’re going to be honest). Reluctantly, Scarlett Johansen, Sean Young, Lucy Liu, and Seth Green all join in as well despite their past issues with Murray. It turns into a bit of a madcap dash to find the missing comedian but eventually they make their way to the Shalom Memorial Park Jewish Funeral Home in Arlington Heights, Illinois. There they finally find a melancholy Murray who is sitting next to the grave of his friend Harold Ramis. The normally acidic Murray is drinking a glass of scotch and toasting a friend who he wishes he could work with just one more time. One by one, the rest of the gang all take a drink and toast to missing friends.
Next: Oh Yeah: The Arrest and Trial of the Kool-Aid Man
After a decades-long spree of wrecking walls and fences, while making children hyper and rotting their teeth, the destructive trademark is finally caught by law enforcement and hauled into the system. Eleven sets of handcuffs – daisy-chained – were required to restrain the rotund pitcher.
At trial, distant cousin Duffman appeared as a character witness to no avail. The “Guilty” verdict was read and the sentence of 65 years announced, when the defendant went berserk, bellowed, “OH, NOOO!” and barreled through the nearest wall, spilling sugary flavor-water here and there. Cops were waiting in the hallway and fired several shots at the rampaging decanter, one of which punched a hole in his carapace, and while he didn’t exactly bleed out, he expired minutes later, leaving the floor very sticky for the next two weeks. He was ground into dust and mixed into the tarmac of what would become Interstate 3 (Savannah, Georgia, to Knoxville, Tennessee).
Next: Caillou Unchained
After his parents enabled him through his entire childhood and teenage years despite his constant temper tantrums, Caillou (who never does grow any hair) manages to attract the attention of the junior prom queen, and after a passionate night of romance, he kills her with an axe.
He’s not done with his murderous rampage: He proceeds to kill his parents and the rest of his horrible family. Then he goes across the street and takes his neighbors hostage for 12 hours before he’s killed by a police SWAT team.
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