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Groovy!
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Awesome! Totally awesome!
Groovy…Smashing…Yay, capitalism!
ya’ know that rug really pulled the room together
The Dude abides.
My dad’s got this awesome set of tools dude, we can fix it.
Do you know why they put oxygen on airplanes? Oxygen gets you high…
That was my skull!! I’m so wasted!
I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Let it never be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yeilded positive results.
You try to frighten me. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, Brother Sir.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
That boy is a P-I-G pig!
** TRIAL BY STONE!!! **
Build a bridge out of her!
Cakes and pies, cakes and pies!!!
Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers…
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
Jake, you get wise! You get to church!
I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don’t celebrate your faith; you mourn it.
Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.
White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God’s Heaven. But as soon as they hear they’re getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can’t be your Savior.
When are you people going to learn? It’s not about who’s right or wrong. No denomination’s nailed it yet, and they never will because they’re all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn’t matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.
Bethany: Jesus didn’t have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
Rufus: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man’s touch, that’s true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he’d have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn’t getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that’s just plain gullibility.
You know, fuck you, man, any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting practice one can engage in. Next to soccer.
[sub]I love Dogma![/sub]