Because. I had a bad day at work. I had to subvert my principles and kow-tow to an idiot. Television makes these daily sacrifices possible. Deadens the inner core of my being.
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!
I just don’t want to marry a girl that sits around all day getting high sniffing glue.
I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
I would not say such things if I were you!
Who’s gonna stop me?
Here comes Barney!
Say hello to my leeeetle friend.
Hello Doctor Chandra. I’m ready for my first lesson.
You certainly are.
…the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps’ bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Hearts and kidneys are tinkertoys! I’m talking about the central nervous system!
His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Man, that is one big pile of shit.
Its a little nutty.
Nuts? Chew wan to try my penus? Here, try my nuts.
Anybody want a peanut?
In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the… Anyone? Anyone? …the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered? …raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? *Anyone? Anyone *know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. “Voodoo” economics.
Oh, why that’s when you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass!