OK. I have had it.
It has been going on long enough. Two decades to be factual, in fact, which is too decades too long so it is time for a change.
It is over done, outdated, boring, far too repetitive, and starting to become obnoxious. It long ago used up it’s quantity of coolness and is now running on inertia simply because people are too stupid to think of anything new.
Like the folk songs of the 50s and 60s, it has become yesterdays news and last years ‘in’ thing.
What am I talking about?
Why the Street Thing, of course.
I’m tired of ‘Street’ music, ‘Street’ faces, ‘Street’ lingo, ‘Street’ dress, ‘Street’ songs, ‘Street’ rap, ‘Street’ games, ‘Street’ attitudes, ‘Street’ movies, ‘Street’ poetry, ‘Street’ dancing, ‘Street’ living and ‘Street’ anything.
I don’t find it cool, happening, in or with it. I find it annoying, obnoxious, rude, crude and out of date.
A black guy on TV advertises on how to learn his new ‘Street’ dance, which is basically garbage and who cares. White guys advertise their new ‘Street’ rap and dress like thugs, pronouncing 'R’s like 'W’s, wearing ‘Street’ faces and going home the their mansions which are far off of the Streets they sing about.
I got news for you people!
The Streets are not cool, happening or with it, but dirty, crowded, dangerous and uncaring. Polluted too.
It is time for a change in music and dress. Down with the Ghetto Hand-me-down look, away with the ‘Po Hispanic dress, baggy pants with the knee level crotch are passe,’ oversized sneakers stink just as badly as regular shoes, and gangsta life is not glorious.
We are in the 21st Century people! It is time to act more modern! Time for new music, new dress, new faces and better clothing. I see more people wearing hip hugging jeans with flared legs and platform shoes, but then they throw on an oversized ghetto jacket on top of it all. The celebration of poverty is over! That wise man sipping wine on the street corner is really a drunken bum and not a guru after all. His breath stinks, he has not bathed in a month, his pits reek, his teeth are rotten and his liver is shot and he probably has crabs and VD. Those battle scars he has are from being a nasty son of a bitch and poking his nose into places where it did not belong and not from fighting injustice.
That ‘1000 mile’ stare of his is simply from drinking gallons of MD 20/20 and not from any earth shattering philosophy or from fighting the good fight. HE gave up the fight long ago and replaced it with cheap booze and drugs.
Now he is a street philosopher.
Go figure.
Time for a new beat, a new look, new songs, new faces, new dress, new attitudes and new philosophies.
The next person who assures me that all ‘da wisdom is in da stweet’ is going to get punched out by me.
Gangs are not cool. Shooting gang signs while rapping is not cool. Gangs are bloody, nasty groups of miscellaneous uncaring people who like by an unrealistic and brutal code made up out of demented, overheated imaginations fueled by drugs and immaturity.
Time to sing of other things; to stop wearing pants down around the knees and underwear up around the nipples, to start looking good instead of bad, to sing happy songs instead of bloody ones, and where in the hell did the singing groups go that actually used their own bands and played their own instruments?
Any immature group of people growing up on a specific type of music will learn to love that music, so it is time to change the music and make it better.
Let the music play, … we’ll find a better way…
Join me in my efforts to change the garbage music we have and bring us out of the stinking, filthy ghetto and into the New City and times where a drug dealer is not an honored man and screwing over your fellow man is not a way of life.
It is time for a change!!