The National Day of Prayer has ARRIVED!

Is this any use? It calls itself a "conservative News FOrum.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/900997/posts

I, for one, would welcome ‘national pasta day’.

National Faggot or Noodle Day!

From Thomas Jefferson’s 1808 letter to the Reverend Samuel Miller:

Poly, while I agree with pretty much everything you said, I think the last item is what gets people steamed about the whole National Prayer Day. What about us non-Christians? Some of us (and I say some since there are alot of non-Christians out there and I don’t know what they all believe) believe in everything else you said but are now excluded by this last line. I’m sure this is not what you meant, right?

“Oh Lord, protect us from these Thy followers, and smite those who would impose Thee upon us. Let not the wicked gain a majority in either the Senate or the House. Grant Thy humble servant George the strength of character to avoid the pitfalls of alcohol without Thee, and take from him the cruel deceptions of Satan regarding his benevolence.”

Amen.

So when is the Day of the Grooming of the I.P.U. (PBUH)?

To celebrate National Prayer Day according to the tenets of my religion; today at Noon I will lie naked upon my grass under my mighty tree and make loud, screaming, idyllic love to my girlfriend.

Then we will dance about the Maypole and once we intertwine our streamers we will make love again.

Originally posted by Polycarp
I for one will be observing it, along with my wife, by using the Episcopal Daily Office of Noonday Prayer at home. I’m welcoming intercessions from the TM; among the ones that occur to me are:

that God will endow the President with the strength of character to respect the rights of his fellow Americans who are not of his religious beliefs, and demand this respect of his Administration

that our Government will be led to grant equal civil rights to those Americans who have been deprived of them for reasons of faith-based prejudice, notably gay Americans

that all men everywhere will be motivated to strive for justice and peace among all people, and to respect the dignity of every human being

that in the place of “traditional family values” that espouse hatred of the different, Christians everywhere will turn to the values taught by Jesus, such as love of one’s fellow man and non-judgmentalism
Please feel free to add intercessions you think proper to this list, and I urge any of my fellow Christians who are willing to join me in praying for these and other similar intercessions to be added here to please do so.

I understand your sentiment, but wouldn’t a letter to a congressman accomplish so much more?

so the burning of Edward Woodward doesn’t happen until tonight, right?
I just want to know when the statesponsored “There Is No God” day will be held.

I suspect even some atheists would think that a prayer would be more likely to have an effect, if the congressman in question thought that being against a day of prayer was likely to hurt his chances of re-election. :stuck_out_tongue:

When I heard about the National Day of Prayer I thought “Oh, Good Lord”. :rolleyes:

Does that count?

I would like to convert to your religion. Do you any literature?

Please tell me how this is hurting you.(besides having sore knees)

I believe the first annual one was December 14, 2000.
:slight_smile:

This is hurting me because from the minute Rev. Chuckles got into office, he’s been doing everything he can to marginalize atheists (indeed, all non-Christians, but especially atheists), and his gov’t. is filled to overflowing with bible-pounding fanatics who are doing everything they can to tear down the putative “wall” we have between church and state. Admittedly, it’s a wall that could be torn down by an anemic sparrow . . .

Yeah, but this National Day of Prayer thing isn’t a Bush thing. We’ve had annual national days of prayer every year for 50 years, and Presidents have been declaring national days of prayer on their own since George Washington.

All you have to do is rent “The Wicker Man” It’s pretty much like that. Except I don’t do sacrifices.

Ooh so that is what they call it these days? :slight_smile:

October 17.

matt: being that you’re Canadian, if you work hard enough at it you can say you’re celebrating Labour Day…

So that’s why we’re not supposed to pray for things like ponies or Jeep Cherokees… no room in the closet… :dubious: