The NEW 70's Music Cheese Thread

I don’t believe it has been done yet.
Let me kick it off with Alvin Stardust. The lyrics are, um spiritual.

Please contribute.


Well, I’ll just drop this off here to get it out of the way.

There’s this current thread about breezy 70’s pop songs. I imagine there’ll be a LOT of overlap in the two threads.

Can I leave this next to it?

How about Bobby Goldsboro’s Watchin’ Scotty Grow?

Nope, breezy + cheezy = cheezy. There is no cheezy in breezy.

Some similar threads:
The Cheesiest Song of All Time
What’s the “Seventies-est” song?