The New Commercial Hottie Thread (Yellow Book Cola)

If she’d eat a little, she’d be hot. And she’s a forehead girl.

Meh.

Wait, she has a forehead? I’m sorry, I never made it that far.

When we first met it was this afternoon, on the High-Def plasma screen, with DVR. That six-seconds felt like an eternity, though I suppose most first-times do. Oh, did I mention there was some freeze frame, and a bit of slo-mo. Yes, it was a good 6 seconds.

F…ace…

Are those the two bouncing dealies in the luckiest shirt ever?